"If you want evidence that Obamacare is meant to fail, nobody -- nobody -- builds a website where the back end doesn't work. And these people spent three years on a website, and the back end doesn't work."
"Obama is a guy that lied to you about keeping your doctor if you liked him. This is a president who lied to you about keeping your health insurance. That's something deeply personal to people, and it'd be very understandable if people didn't like a guy that lied to 'em about it."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like I continue to live rent free in the head of the president, Barack Obama."
"So it's me again, and Fox News. We are the reason Obama can't advance his agenda, because Boehner is afraid to move too close to Obama because I have made you, along with Fox News, have made you think Obama is something that he isn't. And it's such a shame. I have so distorted who the real Obama is in your mind, that it is paralyzing our government."
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"The American dream has actually been dead 50 years. The Washington Post has a story that says economic mobility hasn't changed in 50 years. And that would include the Clinton. I mean, the economic mobility was dead during the Clinton years. I don't know if the Washington Post realizes that they are acknowledging that."
"A lot of people that bought into Obama are young people that now don't have careers and can't find careers. They can't find jobs that'll pay 'em more than 29 hours a week. I mean, if you look at it in a strictly human sense, there are all kinds of reasons to be angry if you want to be."
"Environmentalist wackos in Europe say that climate rules, in order to head off global warming, are causing economic pain -- and even at that, we're not keeping pace with the dire warnings."
"CNN is now averaging 78,000 viewers for the whole day. Just 78,000. I would think that they would have that many captive in airports around the country, who have no choice but than to watch CNN. Their prime time number in the demo is 98,000. We have more than that in a city block in New York City."
"You're not capable of looking at 92 million Americans out of work and thinking Obama's doing a great job. You're not capable of looking at the takeover of health care and the resulting disaster and not liking Obama. You are incapable of hearing him promise you three years in a row that you get to keep your doctor and keep your plan except you can't, and still like Obama. You are incapable of hearing the president promise you that your premium is gonna be reduced by $2,500 a year. And then you learn that it isn't, but you're still supposed to like Obama. If it weren't for me."
"Conservatism works every time it's tried, 'cause it turns out, folks, there is a $912 million budget surplus in the state of Wisconsin because of the reforms that Scott Walker implemented and stood by while every Democrat from Washington to Wisconsin tried to kick him out of office. He withstood the onslaught of the unions and he reformed the public schools and many of the public union payment plans, and this has resulted in a $912 million budget surplus -- and you know what he's gonna do next? He is going to cut taxes $1 billion. Now, this is the other end of the Obama spectrum."
"This guy at the EPA was assigned to find a way to undermine capitalism, not legislatively, not with the vote of the people's representatives, but simply administrative, with just another issuance of regulations. In other words, the EPA is or was (probably is) strategizing on how to undermine the capitalist system -- and if any of you are out there saying, "Gosh, I wonder, does Obama know about this?" I'm gonna spank you."