"I don't know how you call yourself a conservative and you are in favor of amnesty. It's just the two don't go together to me. California is the future of this country and the Republican Party if we do amnesty, and that is plain as day for anybody to see."
"I've seen executive orders, but I've never seen what Obama's doing."
"The inside-the-Beltway intelligentsia seems to be more upset at the motivation than the actual commission of the act. To me, the president arbitrarily delaying portions of a law is all I need to know it's not right. And it's not only not right, it's seriously wrong."
"Obama's out there violating the Constitution. He's grabbing power, tyrannical, dictatorial power. He's eliminating areas of the law that harm him. He adding punitive parts of the law."
"You know, every day we have to listen to what a bunch of stodgy, old-fashioned, un-hip, stuck-in-the-mud creeps Republicans and conservatives are -- and yet, as I say, you have a fun time going on, and a liberal walks in, and you've just ruined the atmosphere. They bring their misery in with them."
"This is Valentine's Day. Here is a tweet from the New Republic. Happy Valentine's Day from the New Republic. 'If your other half bought you a Valentine's card, be sure to say thanks for the 18.5 grams of CO2 it created.' In other words, if you got a Valentine card, you better be aware that that card is contributing to global warming and the destruction of the planet. What a bunch of miserable people!"
"You put a liberal in the room, and you've just taken all the joy out of the room. Whatever joy and peace is there, you throw just one liberal in there, and you have poisoned the atmosphere of the whole room."
"I would think that Richie Incognito's crisis management team, if there is one, is probably studying crisis management in the Democrat Party, specifically with the Clintons."
"The Federal Reserve is printing money and essentially sending it over to Wall Street in the form of bonds and the purchase of securities, and it's propping up the markets, 'cause those are the people that the Obama Regime wants to take care of."
"If you have a fun time going on, and a liberal walks in, you've just ruined the atmosphere. They bring their misery in with them. They bring their unhappiness. They bring their search for inequity, inequality, and victimhood."
"I mean, seriously, what kind of person do you have to be to get up on Valentine's Day and start ringing your hands over the carbon footprint of all the Valentine's Day cards being sent?"
"Even if you are granted standing, you can't compete with the money the Department of Justice has in defending the president. You just can't."
"I'm one person. Nobody's afraid of one person. It's not me they're afraid of. What they are angry at, when you strip it all away, is this bond that I have with you, members of my audience."
"You happen to believe what I tell you, which is very smart, because I'm not lying to you. I do not say things I don't believe, for any reason. I don't want to advance the things I believe on false premises. I don't want to get a bunch of people supporting me on the basis of lies."
"A guy called 911 because his wife's zipper was stuck, and he was doing the only thing behind her back he ever did or does, and that was zip her up. The zipper got stuck, and the guy called 911. It's things like this that make me rethink my overall optimism about the future of the country, folks."
"What does it say about this lunk-head husband, that it takes the fire department to unzip his wife? It's just unbelievable."
"Everything Obama has done after this law was signed has been to limit its impact because it doesn't work. It's devastating."
"Obama's out there violating the Constitution. He's grabbing power, tyrannical, dictatorial power. He's eliminating areas of the law that harm him."