"Richie Incognito told cops that he beat up his own Ferrari. He admitted he took the baseball bat to his own car. He was mad about something. We don't know about what. Maybe his car looked gay."
"Let me give you some of the headlines. 'Study....' This from Mother Jones. 'Global Warming Will Cause 180,000 More Rapes by 2099.' I didn't even bother reading the story. It is just an indication of the total looniness."
"Patrick Moore is one of the cofounders of Greenpeace. He has left the organization. He is nowhere to be found. He has totally abandoned it. He is saying that it is nothing more than a religious cult and that it isn't about global warming in any sense of the word."
"Kerry Kennedy found not guilty of driving while impaired while she was driving impaired by a jury. She was found not guilty."
"For 10 years, I've been waiting for this national awakening, and it's done nothing but worsen. There is nothing close to a national awakening, and I will be the first to admit it."
"Here you have a major, worldwide movement based on man-made activity causing destruction of the planet. And the co-founder of the group which got this whole ball rolling, Greenpeace, says, 'Nope, global warming never was true, it isn't true now -- and, furthermore, it's nothing more than a religious cult.' And the media do not cover it."
"I just think it's a great country when you're driving under the influence and a jury says, 'Nope, you weren't.' It's a great country. "
"Have you seen any Obamacare success stories? Where are those stories? There aren't any, are there?"
"Whispers are persisting that Mrs. Clinton is sick, that she will not run for the presidency because she is ill. Now, there are two possibilities here. One is that she is sick. We hope she's not. We hope Mrs. Clinton's health is good. But if she is sick, if she has significant health challenges, would that explain her inexplicable behavior regarding Benghazi?"
"The left is having overwhelming success in corrupting this country. It's not arguable. It isn't denial. They are corrupting the culture, it seems, at will."
"The problem is that this total looniness is dominating everywhere. It's just permeating every strata of our culture and society."
"Did you hear they've revised fourth quarter GDP down? They reported it initially at 3.2. Now it's 2.4, 2.8. It's 33% less than what they originally said."
"Dingy Harry Reid says, 'These guys are making this all up! There aren't any failures. There isn't any problem. These are lies. These stories are untrue.' Right? Well, where is this endless parade of happy citizens who have enrolled with Obamacare and their life is now hunky-dory? Where is this list?"