"If you want to know the truth, Obama is criticizing Putin on Ukraine 'cause that's what it says to do in the How-to-Be-President Manual. He really doesn't care."
"This generation of leaders is literally clueless about our enemies."
"There's no question what's going on here. Vladimir Putin's reassembling the Soviet Union. I predicted this back in 2008 and all the smart money in Washington, inside-the-Beltway, they're shocked. They can't believe it."
"The purpose of any military is to kill people and break things. It's not to advance anybody's social agenda. It's not a laboratory for the left's social ideas or playgrounds."
"Breaking news from the Obama Regime: 'The US will not send a presidential delegation to the upcoming Paralympic Games in Sochi to protest the Ukraine situation.' So the gloves are off, folks."
"Matthew McConaughey's acceptance speech was the only moment during the Epidemic Awards last night where there was any discomfort and confusion. It was when he thanked God. They literally didn't know what to do."
"The aggressor sets the rules, and right now, Putin is setting the rules."
"Sarah Palin, back in 2008, predicted and warned that Russia was gonna take Ukraine. She was laughed at. She was mocked and made fun of because, of course, that was the narrative."
"Do you realize, folks, how absolutely literally idiotic it is for the American Secretary of State to start whining about, 'Russia can't do that! You can't fight a Twenty-First Century war with a Nineteenth Century tactic! You can't do that! You can't violate pieces of paper!'"
"Sarah Palin never said was she an expert on the Soviet Union 'cause she could see it from her backyard. Tina Fey said that in a comedy sketch. Palin never said it, yet it was attributed to her."
"These are heavyweight times, and we've got a lot of people dazed and confused and just, in addition to dazed and confused, entirely misinformed. They happen to be our leaders at the moment."
"'Ours is a world governed by the aggressive use of force.' It always has been, and it always will be. No matter how you analyze that. If you want to look at the current conflict between the Republican Party and the Democratic Party, A, who's setting the rules? Democrats."
"Did you hear that the White House put out a photo of Obama talking on the phone with Vlad, and Obama's sleeves were rolled up? That was done to make it look like Obama was really working hard -- I mean, really taking it seriously."
"Gays can refuse service and be applauded for it; Christians cannot. So when it comes to hypocrisy, gays take the wedding cake."
"It seems like every day we have a young person who has read my book, Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims, and wants to call and talk about it."
"If a Muslim doesn't want to carry around anybody, he doesn't have to, Mr. Sulu. That's been documented."