"There's no way that a 777 is gonna kill people flying at 45,000 feet. It can do that easily and the passengers aren't gonna die, not unless the pilots turn off the pressurization. But that's a classic example of the kind of just erroneous stuff that I have been hearing."
"In view of the mocking that Obama is getting from the Russians, this is also looking like the prankster versus the gangster. 'Cause Putin's calling Obama a prankster with his sanctions."
"The Russians, folks, are openly laughing at our president. They are openly mocking Barack Obama! This was not supposed to happen, if you recall the campaign of 2008."
"Thanks to the missing Malaysian airliner, our media guardians pretty much succeeded in maintaining a blackout on the news about Putin's invasion and annexation of Ukraine. I think it's safe to say the low-information crowd doesn't know anything about that."
"Putin can't buy 30 seconds of media time because we're focused on the Malaysian airliner. He's gotta be really mad. An angry KGB guy is something we don't want to deal with. A KGB guy in his natural state, bad enough."
"You know, it's funny, folks, our news media claimed for years that the world viewed George Bush as a cowboy, a renegade, an out-of-control hayseed that did not have the respect of any nation around the world and we were being laughed at and joked about and made fun of. Well, they never laughed at George W. Bush. They never mocked George W. Bush. They may have wished he was dead, but they are laughing at Barack Obama, and they're laughing both at his face, to his face, and in his face."
"With Liberty, the time-traveling horse... You are there, as they board the Mayflower. You are there, as they're crossing the Atlantic. You are there, as they land at Plymouth Rock. You are there, for the first Thanksgiving with the Native Americans."
"A majority of people oppose Obamacare. That's an instant opportunity for the Republicans to reach out and connect with that group, make them a constituency and join them in their opposition to Obamacare."
"I don't want to give too much away here, but let's say that there was a Scooby-Doo influence in the creation of Liberty, Rush Revere's talking, time-traveling horse."
"The Stick-to-the-Issues Crowd is very, very upset with me -- and some of them are very mean. I just checked the e-mail. 'You're spending too much time talking about that airplane. You're spending too much time talking to all these kids in the book. We don't care about that. Stick to the issues!"