"Remember Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev had that birthmark? I pointed out constantly, it was growing when he ran the Soviet Union. It coincided with Soviet expansionism. If Putin had one, it would be growing right now. That's what all this military activity really means."
"James Carville says the Republican Party is dead if they lose the White House in 2016. Remember that? Well, the country's dead if the Democrats win."
"Did you see what Rumsfeld did? He does this every year and I didn't know it. He sends a letter with his return in to the IRS, it says, 'I have sent in our federal income tax and gift tax returns for 2013. As in prior years, it is important for you to know that I have absolutely no idea whether our tax returns and our tax payments are accurate. I say that despite the fact that I am a college graduate --' (laughing) He throws that in there. 'And my wife is a college graduate -- and I try hard to make sure our returns are accurate.' But I have no idea. It's a great way to make a point."
"There are tanks with Russian flags rolling into Ukraine, and the Drive-Bys are calling it a civil war. It's not. It's an invasion. The reason they call it a civil war is because they say we have no business getting involved in civil wars."
"Insuring the uninsured wasn't the real purpose of Obamacare. We could have done that for $350 billion instead of the $2 trillion that it's gonna cost."
"I think one of the things the Regime is gonna try to do with the Census data that they massage and release, they're gonna try to show that the number of uninsured has dropped dramatically as a means of showing how successful Obamacare is and how beautiful and how wonderful a thing it is and how the exact purpose for doing Obamacare is actually occurring right before our very eyes."
"Why is it controversial to say that men and women think differently? Everybody who's ever been in a relationship knows it."
"Every totalitarian leader, authoritarian, whatever, tries to get control of a population by putting the government in charge of health care. I know some people pooh-pooh that, but it's true."
"This country is just wonderful. There's no reason to be ashamed of this country. It's not perfect, but it's the best place on earth to be born, the best place on earth to live, the best place on earth that man has ever devised for himself to thrive, in the history of humanity."
"I have never seen in my lifetime the legislative and judicial branches just lay down in the face of an onslaught of the executive branch trying to claim so much power from both branches."
"So you've got 86 million private sector workers, back bone of America, sustaining 148 million benefit takers. Now, this is a number that cannot be sustained for very long and the direction we're going it can't be sustained, because eventually 86 million is gonna become 80 and then 75, and at some point they're gonna throw their hands up and they're gonna refuse."
"You know, nobody has ever gotten rich writing books on how to fail because everybody knows how to do that."