"The Democrats are trying to change the definition of terms and change the discussion for upcoming elections because they're trying to convince Republicans that Obamacare is not a winning issue for 'em. And some Republicans are stupidly going along with it."
"You remember all those times you heard 'if you just eat your fruits and vegetables,' that you'll ward off cancer, and you'll ward off diabetes. It was bogus! It was dead wrong. It was a wild guess. They didn't know."
"Investors.com: '2.7 Million Obamacare Enrollees Still Unaccounted For.' How can this be? I thought they told us they reached their seven million figure."
"Remember all the news about how grilled beef, grilled hamburger, was filled with carcinogens? BS. Totally bogus. The research isn't there. It was just as big a hoax as all this climatology business is."
"The human suffering that occurs in communism and socialism knows no comparison. The suffering that occurs in capitalism can't even make a dent. Now, of course free markets create unequal results. Sorry, folks. That's what freedom does."
"What does inequality of income mean? Has there ever been equality of income? The Pilgrims tried it. It's right there in Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims, my first ever children's book. Didn't work. True story."
"It's really hard for people to imagine deafness. They can't self-create it. You can imagine being blind by closing your eyes. You can imagine being paralyzed by not being able to walk. But you can't turn off your ears."
"The biggest change in the last 20 years is the left now being braggadociously open about who they are and what they want. They are fascists. They don't have any desire for debate. They want to stifle and end dissent. They don't want anybody disagreeing. Anybody that does is gonna be done away with or dispatched or what have you."
"However bad Obamacare is now, you don't have the slightest idea how bad it's gonna be when it really gets fully implemented."
"I still have all the giant bandages on. That's why there's no Dittocam today, by the way. There will be audio on the Dittocam, but there's no video simply because I look like Claude Rains with the invisible stuff not working is the best I could describe it. It's unsightly."