"How about sell the Clippers to Putin? That's it, folks! Oh, yeah. We already have a Russian oligarch that owns the Brooklyn Nets. Let Putin have the Clippers! Oh, is that not brilliant? Have I not come up with the solution for everybody?"
"I've been wondering here, folks, whose comments are more idiotic? And whose comments, in fact, not only just more idiotic, but more dangerous: Donald Sterling's or John Kerry's?"
"How is accusing somebody of being a Democrat donor making excuses for them? But that's what the convoluted thinking at CNN is."
"John Kerry is telling the world what the Obama Regime thinks of Israel, and what he said was outrageous. There are Arabs in the Israeli government. They are elected. They're in the Knesset. What Kerry said is just irresponsible and he ought to resign. This is horrible what he said."
"There apparently are some new documents about Benghazi that link -- conclusively link -- the Obama White House to the change in talking points about Benghazi. Now, this is something that the Regime has long denied. The Regime, Obama, and Hillary, and Susan Rice, have long denied that they were involved in the changing talking points."
"'Exit Strategy for NBA Donald Sterling: Sell Clippers to Magic Johnson.' Damn it, I was gonna make a move on 'em. I guess I just got outflanked here. I wasn't thinking fast enough."
"The 92nd Street Y is the belly of the belly of the belly of the belly of the beast of New York liberalism."
"We know Vladimir Putin's interested in sports 'cause he stole Robert Kraft's Super Bowl ring. Robert Kraft, owner of the Patriots, showed Putin his Super Bowl ring and Putin took it. Now, Kraft claims he gave it back, but the jury's still out on whether Kraft was just being properly politic. Putin may have made off with Kraft's Super Bowl ring."
"How is accusing somebody of being a Democrat donor making excuses for them? But that's what the convoluted thinking at CNN is. So I make a joke, "Yeah, if Sterling had given more money to Obama he wouldn't be in trouble," and I become the stunt king. That makes my behavior outrageous, intolerable, we can't have that. Maybe that's what these loons in the media actually think, that if you give to the Democrats, that it's a good excuse for your behavior. They don't want to be called on it."
"Magic's group did get the Dodgers, and the Dodgers apparently aren't enough. Magic wants the Clippers. Yahoo News says. Not me, CNN. It's Yahoo News."