"I don't want to be a nitpicker but the NRA is 'the nation's oldest civil rights organization.' Now, that's going to tick some people off. But owning a firearm is a civil right, and it's even spelled out in the Bill of Rights."
"If the unemployment rate plunged from 6.7% to 6.3%, why are there more people than ever on food stamps? And why are there more people than ever on unemployment benefits if the unemployment rate keeps coming down?"
"We have a bunch of kids in this Regime. We have a bunch of kids that probably shave twice a week and if they wanted to grow a beard they couldn't. They look like vegans. No offense, Snerdley. Really."
"The Drive-By Media's lack of interest in Benghazi is no different than Woodward and Bernstein helping Nixon cover up Watergate. That is what's going on."
"Boehner just announced a Select Committee to look into Benghazi. A House Select Committee to look at what's going on in Benghazi because the regime keeps lying about it, and they're going to put Trey Gowdy in charge of it. That means there will be no BS permitted by any of the witnesses."
"The US labor force shrunk by more than 800,000 people in April. For those of you in Rio Linda, that means 800,000 people stopped looking for work or quit working. The labor force participation rate declined or decreased to 62%. That is the lowest it has been since 1978."
"The number of Americans not working, but eating and watching television, probably driving and making cell phone calls, 92,594,000. So 92,594,000 Americans are not working. They're all eating."
"The regime claims that 280,000 jobs were created in April, and that the unemployment rate has fallen from 6.7 to 6.3%. Never mind that we were told just yesterday that the new unemployment claims have gone up three weeks in a row and economic growth is one-tenth of 1%."
"The media is in the Obama camp. They are Obamaites first and journalists second. They're liberal Democrats first and journalists second. They're not even journalists anymore."
"There are two things the Democrats can do to give themselves a shot at having success in November. Only two things, and it's turnout: single women and minorities. That's it. If they can't gin up turnout in those two groups, it's going to be lights out."
"Obama is out on an island by himself. The Democrats can't run on unemployment. They can't run on Obamacare. They can't run on Benghazi. They can't run on Fox. They can't run on me. They can't run on any issue that they've enacted. They can't run on anything. All they can do is pray that somebody does something like Donald Sterling every two weeks. If it doesn't happen, go out and find it."
"The Democrats need this idea that there are good intentions behind what they do to inoculate them from any criticism or accountability. But where are the good intentions in Benghazi?
"Do you realize there never has been any income equality in the history of the world? Not really. The closest that you get to it is communist countries where everybody's poor and totally dependent on the government."
"The Republican Party really can't be said right now to be a conservative party. In fact, the Republican Party is doubling down on its efforts to get rid of the Tea Party."
"Obamacare is robbing people of disposable income. People's wages are stagnant. The reality is not good. So they can't tell you the reality. They can't respect you enough to tell you the truth."
"All you need is me here to help keep you sane, because that's about as much as we can hope for."