"The group -- the people -- that claim to be protecting women, that claim to want to shield women from the evils of the world, including conservative Republicans, led the charge in destroying that woman, Monica Lewinsky, after the fact."
"The left has attempted to corral people to agree with them and sweep them into this political movement that's called climate change. It used to be called global warming, and then when the warming stopped they had to change the term. The main technique that they've used is fear, combined with guilt. And it has worked well."
"Bigger government means less freedom and liberty for people. Bigger government means more regulations, more laws and more limits on what you can do, think, say and become."
"We got Monica Lewinsky writing in Vanity Fair about the affair. Perfect place for her to write."
"Here are 10 countries where homosexuality may be punished by death: Yemen, Iran, Iraq, Mauritania, Nigeria, Qatar, which is where Al Jazeera is, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Sudan, and the United Arab Emirates. So Jay Leno, how many people has Sterling killed?"
"The hypocrisy from the people that claim they have all the tolerance and all the love and all the compassion, and it's us, conservatives, waging this War on Women. Yet every time you look around, it's women who are been torn apart from their families or damaged or disrespected or whatever are really mistreated by these people."
"In 1988 I was told we only had 10 years to save the oceans. Last I looked, they're still there, and there's an airplane in 'em that CNN can't find."
"When callers lie to Snerdley you don't want to be in the room."
"Obama evolved on climate change for the same reason he evolved on gay marriage: money."
"There isn't a single issue that the Democrats can run for reelection on in the upcoming midterms. Not a single one. Everything they've done has blown up on them. The only way what's happening now is not a failure is if Obama intended this."
"The sultan of Brunei is Muslim, and the sultan of Brunei has just ratcheted up the endorsement of Sharia law, which is the standard belief system of 90% of the world's Muslims who are Sunnis, in his own country. He's not enforcing Sharia law yet at his properties in this country. Yet."
"Bill Clinton got Lewinsky to commit perjury in a sexual harassment trial, and we're just supposed to forget that. He committed perjury, which is why he was impeached. He wasn't impeached because he had the affair."
"I'll get the brand-new cochlear implant on the right side turned on, activated and programmed on Thursday and probably have to go back Friday and get it done again and we'll see. It could be exciting, could be a massive improvement."