"You're not allowed to have any opinions in America. You're not allowed to, especially if it's an opinion contrary to the supposed mainstream of pop culture."
"The VA scandal really comes down to rationing, and that is inevitable in any single-payer system. Rationing is inevitable when you have you have a command-and-control central authority that determines how much is gonna be spent where."
"Obama has basically convinced people that he is opposed to everything he's actually done. That's the trick and the Limbaugh Theorem explains it."
"Since when do presidents never get blamed for what goes on in their own administration? This VA scandal is the first time I can ever recall that happening. Bush was linked to everything that happened in his administration, but Obama is linked to nothing. Obama is tied to literally nothing. I'm talking about in the eyes of low-information voters."
"Some bureaucrat somewhere is gonna decide who gets treated and who won't be, and that same bureaucrat is gonna decide how much money is spent on whoever is judged worthy of being treated. Obamacare mandates services. Obamacare mandates fees. How is that so different from being operated by the government?"
"Did the hashtag deploy the troops, or did the hashtag not work?"
"'Rationing' is just a nice term for 'death panels.' Some bureaucrat somewhere is gonna decide who gets treated and who won't, and that same bureaucrat is gonna decide how much money is spent on whoever is judged worthy of being treated."
"Is the sky really blue or is it just the way our eyes process the data and tell us it's blue? How will we ever really know if the sky is blue or not. I mean, it looks like it's blue except when it's overcast and looks gray. But when it isn't overcast the sky's blue. How do we know it's really blue? I mean, it looks blue to us but it's just 'cause the way our eyes are processing all of the data, or is the sky actually blue? Is it blue because the oceans are blue? Or is the ocean blue because the sky's blue and the oceans are reflecting what we see in the sky? We'll never know. Just like we'll never know whether the hashtag worked or not. It's gonna be one of these never-ending mysteries of life. "
"You go nuts telling yourself every poll is a lie or an exaggeration or untrue to one degree or another, so you can't approach things from that standpoint. The polls are the polls. People are gonna believe 'em, anyway."
"Pat Sajak, is he still hosting Wheel of Fortune today? Is he? As opposed to yesterday. I know he was yesterday."
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