"A Mexican military helicopter crossed our border and fired on Border Patrol agents. The Mexican government has apologized, so all is okay now."
"Folks, all employment growth since 2000 has gone to immigrants, legal and illegal. And this is what the Chamber of Commerce guy wants to build on and wants to expand on with the help of the Republican Party."
"The media is one of the biggest obstacles that we have. It's been that way for a long, long time. Not telling you anything you do not know."
"If everybody in this country had two, three straight weeks of exposure to this program and not the websites that tell people what happens here, but actually listened, I actually believe the public mood would improve."
"This stuff that's happening to the Clintons in the Drive-By Media are not things they're used to. They're used to being pampered, covered for, all the soft soap. They're not used to Diane Sawyer giving Mrs. Clinton grief over it. They're just not used to any of this."
"Treat everybody the same, one of my mottos."
"Do you think that you can execute and perform proper fatherhood duties as well as work here and screen calls? Is that an appropriate question for me to ask you? (interruption) A sexist question? I've asked you a sexist question? That can't possibly be sexist."
"A cheat sheet, little cheat sheet, has been found at the border that coaches illegals, including the children, how to stay in the United States. The questions will be asked and how to answer them. But I want to get back to the photocopies."
"Pelosi is going to go down and meet the kids arriving at the border. She's going to be the first political face they see other than the Border Patrol agents. (interruption) Well, that is a concern, you know, whether she would scare the kids. That would be a benefit to us."
"An interesting little piece here from the Pew Research Center. If you are proud to be an American you are probably not a liberal. Most solid liberals are not proud to be an American. And I'm not surprised by this."
"One thing about this program, even with all of the crap that the left does that we talk about here, we try to have fun with it."
"Ronald Reagan always said of the Soviet Union that it would implode on its own at some point in history, some point in the future, simply on the basis of its own immorality. Now, that didn't mean he just sat around and waited for it to happen."
"In a few years the AP will put out a correction about their reports that there are 11 million illegals in the US, and then they will say, 'You know, we were wrong. It's actually 51 million. We were wrong, but what's the difference? It's just a one versus a five. Big deal.'"
"'Mexican Military Chopper Crosses Into US, Shoots at Border Agents.' Why is that not an act of war? (interruption) Okay, of course they apologized. They didn't mean it. They didn't know where the border was. Well, neither do we. We can't even be sure there is one."