"Let's be frank: Low-information people are gonna have to be turned into more-information-than-they've-got people if we're gonna have a serious reversal here in this country."
"The Limbaugh Theorem is what? The explanation for how Obama escapes accountability for things. The Limbaugh Theorem states that Obama is never seen governing. He's always seen campaigning. Obama is always seen opposed to what is going on, even the things that he has made happen. He campaigns against his own policies."
"Here the media is all concerned that we have this magical serum from the tobacco plant in Kentucky that has produced a magical reversal in two white Americans suffering from Ebola, and yet nobody talks about the number of Africans who have been killed from malaria because we banned DDT."
"Ask yourself a question. Why is the left pooh-poohing Ebola? All these obscene posts on Facebook: Don't sweat it. Screw off. You're not gonna get it. Why? The answer's political, folks."
"Amnesty might get you Republicans Chamber of Commerce dollars, but it isn't going to matter, because you're gonna be voted out of office, and all the Chamber of Commerce dollars cannot save you, and will not save you."
"Football is political now. That's one of the reasons why I'm not so hip to it anymore. Football is political. From pink October to the Redskins name change."
"The Republicans haven't been on the aggressive warpath in I don't know how long. The Republicans aren't doing diddly-squat, except sitting there getting blamed for everything and being told how they're haters and they're racists and they're bigots."
"I love this. You know that magical serum that was given to two white Americans suffering from Ebola? You know what the magic ingredient is? Nicotine. Tobacco is the magical ingredient in the serum."
"We can't continue to have the lowest-common denominator among us dominate things. It's not that we do. It's that the Democrat Party panders to them. The Democrat Party cultivates them. The Democrat Party wants them to remain low-information for as long as possible."
"You hear a lot of people say, 'I just hate politics! I hate it. Nothing ever gets done,' blah, blah. They have no idea how everything they are bombarded with out there is political. Everything at Twitter, Facebook, it's all political. Google is political. Movies, television shows, it's all political."