"Let me tell you something, folks, I will stack up the substance and the seriousness on any issue we discuss. I will gladly stack that up against anywhere else."
"Low approval numbers for Congress don't mean 'Jack diddly'. Whoa, I'm glad I said 'diddly', 'cause I was really close there, folks. I really was. I've never said 'Jack diddly' before. I mean, I've said 'diddly-squat', but I have never said 'Jack diddly'. I don't know 'Jack diddly'. Whew."
"You know, I just love poking holes. I love finding hypocrisy and lies and BS in the media."-
"When I make jokes about the left, as you well know, they end up coming true."
"Are any of you surprised Obama might just grant amnesty to five or six million people and damn the results?"
"The nuclear bomb has already detonated. The nuclear bomb is Obama, not an executive order on immigration."
"I will stack up the substance and the seriousness on any issue we discuss. I will gladly stack that up against anywhere else on cable news."
"Do you know that the PGA of America just gave its distinguished something or other of the year award to Bill Clinton? I mean of all the people, it's an example of the decline. The guy cheats on the golf course."
"So the inside-the-Beltway conventional wisdom is Obama is in trouble because he didn't unite the country. He didn't get rid of red states and blue states and that's what he was gonna do. He didn't bring the country together. He's been a polarizing president. Yeah. He's been polarizing since his campaign, if anybody was paying any attention."
"I appreciate all of you much more than you can ever appreciate me. And I know you appreciate me a lot, but I'm telling you it's much more the other way. You'll never know."