"ESPN has a trick. When somebody else breaks a story, ESPN runs it with a crawl on the screen, like, 'ESPN confirms that Michael Sam will not...' They try to make it look like they broke the story or they're right in there along with it."
"I think all of Washington never gets out of high school. It's cliquish. It's based on so much formulaic phoniness, pedigree, where you went to school, who mommy and daddy were, this kind of stuff. And that ends up being what is supposedly substantive about someone, rather than who they really are."
"Not only does the president of the United States not have a strategy to deal with ISIS, he told 'em that. He told them that in a press conference yesterday. Then he told Putin and the Russians that we're not gonna do anything about whatever's going on in Ukraine. And then he said that we're never gonna be able to vanquish ISIS. Can you imagine if that had been the attitude about Hitler and the Nazis?"
"Okay, we don't have a strategy yet to deal with ISIS. And not only do we not have a strategy to deal with ISIS, the president of the United States told 'em that. He told them that in a press conference. Then he told Putin and the Russians that we're not gonna do anything about whatever's going on in Ukraine. And then he said that we're never gonna be able to vanquish ISIS. We're never gonna be able to get rid of 'em. So you Iraqis, if you're worried about it, you better step up, 'cause we can't deal with them"
"You know, I listened to Hillary Clinton today. She's out speaking about Ferguson and she's quoting Martin Luther King. Do you realize how incompetent this woman is and always has been?"
"Everybody's praising Cameron in comparison to Obama. And I have to admit anything would look better than Obama."
"Essentially what ESPN is doing this year, in order to spread the game to the female demographic, is turning fantasy football into The Dating Game. It's not fantasy football; it's fantasy football dating."
"Twenty or 30 years ago there was an age-old philosophy: 'For every hot, sexy chick you see out there, there is a guy tired of her.'"
"The Fort Hood shooter, you know that workplace violence at Fort Hood? He has asked for citizenship from ISIS. He sent ISIS a letter and is asking for citizenship in ISIS, the Fort Hood shooter, an Army psychiatrist. It was just workplace violence, nothing to see there."
"Utter chaos. Utter, total chaos emanating from command central, the Pentagon and the White House. Can you imagine Putin watching this? He cannot believe his luck that he got this guy as an adversary."
"What ESPN is doing here, in order to spread the game to the female demographic, is they're turning fantasy football into The Dating Game. It's not fantasy football; it's fantasy football dating."
"Every Republican candidate, no matter who it is, is going to be asked relentlessly about abortion. The media wants to stigmatize the Republican nominee as anti-reproductive rights, as anti-female freedom, and they're not gonna stop until they do it no matter what the candidate says. If anybody Republican candidate goes through the entire campaign and doesn't talk about abortion, he's still going to be categorized as anti-female reproductive freedom."
"We still haven't pegged Obama as a liberal, an extreme liberal statist or worse. We haven't called him a tyrant, which is what he is. We don't go anywhere near that."
"The Obama agenda's on the march. The White House, the EPA, the IRS, they're all full speed ahead. The DOJ, they're doing everything they can to implement Obama's agenda. 'Yes, we can' is still what is mobilizing the true believers in the Regime. Don't be fooled."