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RUSH:  I am doing that which I was born to do.  My name is Rush Limbaugh.  I am America's Real Anchorman.  I am the guy that drives the left insane.  I'm the guy responsible for making them insane.  I'm the guy responsible for infusing the left with an out-of-control, out-of-containment even possibility of being contained hatred -- and, for that, my friends, I have a gold star, and I take it from them. You might say, "What's Rush talking about?" I'll tell you what I'm talking about...

RUSH: Harry Reid announced that he will not seek reelection...  We've had a very famous run-in with Dingy Harry on this program... Dingy Harry applied pressure to the chief executive officer of my then syndication partner, Clear Channel Communications, a man by the name of Mark Mays.  You remember this?  It was over this totally made up controversy involving the phony soldier... It's one of the major victories that we have had here over the Democrat Party and a leader in that party. It was a humiliating, overwhelming defeat of Harry Reid, and what we did on this program was an illustration of how you can fight back to these people -- and win -- if you just have the desire to do so. 

RUSH: Barack Hussein O came into office claiming and promising to transform the United States of America, and he had said on many occasions he wanted to do it in a Reaganesque way. Not as Reagan did, but he wanted to be as effective as Reagan.  One of the reasons the left hates Reagan is because of his effectiveness...  You know, Reagan said, "Trust, but verify" when dealing with the Soviet Union.  Obama's position with Iran is, "Trust, but don't verify."  

RUSH: You're dealing with flat-out anti-conservative discrimination in your office, flat-out anti-Rush discrimination. They're just afraid to hear it.

RUSH:  It's not that the right people haven't yet tried it.  It's not that we haven't spent enough money.  Good Lord, we've spent $18 trillion in this country trying to create a utopia. 

CALLER: I just wanted to thank you for writing the book Rush Revere and the American Revolution.

RUSH: Investors.com.  "Obamacare Causes a Descent into Madness Familiar to Many."  This is a piece written by a guy, and it's basically his experience losing Obamacare and his inability to get insurance.  I'm not gonna read the whole thing. It'll take longer than I have. Here's how it starts: "Franz Kafka lives..."