"Pop quiz, ladies and gentlemen: What do God and Barack Obama have in common? God does not have a birth certificate, either."

"Mr. President, if your foreign policy doctrine is to endorse Marxist/leftist regimes, no matter how they come to be -- either by force or by ballot -- then you should say so." 

"I know some of you people are going to think that I've gone over the edge because I was up late last night until five o'clock working on a mysterious, big, secret project which someday I hope to be able to tell you about, but I think Obama has natural sympathies toward authoritarians."

"This situation in Honduras is very instructive. I think anybody who thinks that Obama intends to just constitutionally go away in 2016 is nuts. And I think that's what all this ACORN stuff is all about."

"The president of the United States is telling Israeli Jews that they cannot build their own homes in their own country, yet he refuses to 'meddle' in Iran, and he's meddling all over the place down in Central America. Tough to keep up." 

"Everything Obama's doing is a tax increase! The stimulus is a tax increase! The deficits are a tax increase! Letting the Bush tax cuts expire is a tax increase! And they're coming back for more, as though we haven't raised taxes yet!"

"That 'the masses have awakened politically' is absurd. In this country, the masses are going to sleep politically! In this country, there is more political ignorance now than at any other time in my life!"

"Our brilliant president of the United States is out there saying that this cap and trade bill will make us energy independent in 20 years. You know, every day is becoming a crock."

"Do you remember what F. Scott Fitzgerald said? He said, 'The rich are different from you and me.' Well, liberals are different from you and me. I think it's time to forget holding out hope for liberal judges, folks. They are just not like us."

"'Romance coach'? You need a 'romance coach'? Forget it! Just go to a bowling alley and you'll find somebody!"