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July 26, 2007

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An unclassified alert distributed by the Transportation Security Administration to federal air marshals, airport screeners, and the cops has been made public -- and it's raising a few eyebrows. Air travel security types are advised to be on the lookout -- keep a sharp eye -- for terrorists practicing smuggling explosives aboard planes. The alert gave four examples of these dry runs:

•In San Diego, a checked bag held two ice packs covered with duct tape with clay inside, instead of the normal blue gel ice.

•In Milwaukee, a carry-on bag contained wire coil, an electric switch, batteries, [and] three tubes all wrapped around a block of cheese -- the consistency of some explosives.

•In Houston, a checked bag contained a plastic bag, 9-volt battery, wires, pipes, and a block of a clay-like substance.

•In Baltimore, a couple checked a bag containing a block of cheese in one plastic bag... taped to another plastic bag... with a cellular phone charger.

Now, before you get all atwitter and nervous about this, put your thinking caps on. Isn't it obvious here what's happening?

We know -- because Democrats tell us so -- that the global war on terror is just a "bumper sticker slogan." We know there aren't any terrorists, except in Afghanistan. And we know where Karl Rove works. So put two and one together. This, folks, is a Bush plot to scare you into believing there really is a war. Because you know -- and I know -- with elections coming, Democrats just don't do well with war! See?
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(Associate Press: Airports Warned About Terror Dry Runs) 
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