"Obama's going to be the least talented person in the room when he goes on The View, and that's saying something." 

"Somebody said, 'If you could change one thing in America right now, what would it be?' And something instantly popped into my mind: I'd love to change the fact that so many people born in this country hate it. If we could change that, we would eliminate 90% of the political problems that we now have." 

"Whatever subset of the Democrat Party you look at, you see anger and misery; there's no love for anybody or anything. But on our side, we have a professed and deep love for the country as founded and we want everybody to feel the same way."

"We go to Dallas: 'Finger in butt crack sparks knife fight'. No doubt every player in this story voted Obama. No doubt! Can there be any doubt about that?" 

"I followed through, by the way, and sent some knee pads via FedEx to Maude Behar -- she ought to get them today in advance of Obama's taping of The View tomorrow."

"Yeah, Obama's wife just booked 30 hotel rooms for four days at a five-star hotel in Spain. They're going to take four vacations inside of a month, but Obama feels our pain."

"Even if the Democrats did not purposely cause the financial crisis, even if they were simply purely motivated by altruism, when the whole thing fell apart they tried to exploit it. They're still a bunch of creeps for what they've done."

"You know, if I was everything the left says I am, I would be one of them. For example, if I were anti-women's rights, like they say I am, I would be all for Sharia law."

"There are a lot of people who are not hurting, who are not living to paycheck to paycheck. Do you ever ask yourself why they're in that circumstance? Because there are answers to it. It's called thrift, it's called understanding the basics of not spending what you don't have and not financing what you'll never be able to pay back."

"I like this guy, Elton John. This guy is not afraid to go against the grain."