"Fascism is where the private sector still owns what it owns, but the politicians run it -- and fascism is exactly what we're getting under Barack Obama."

"You want to hear the most ridiculous headline of the day? Here it is from The Politico: 'Obama Vows Further Deficit Cutting.' When are these people in the media going to understand this is not a game?" 

"Tell me, is your life better off now than it was a year ago? After all of these rescues began? After all of these bailouts?"

"I'm going to tell you what this is all about. This is about Bill Ayers getting his work done by Barack Obama and Eric Holder. Ayer's has a guy in the White House pulling this off if we really are going to investigate people who saved American lives."

"Snerdley, is this mark a new development in my career? To be singled out in a rap song by the famous rapper Jay-Z? I guess it is. I guess this means I've made it."

"I checked the e-mail during the break: 'What a great hour! What a great opening!' Folks, you might think it was good, and I appreciate that, but it upsets me. I don't like having a president about whom I say, 'I don't think this guy likes America.'"

"Obama says he 'brought our economy back from the brink' on the very day he announces deficits of $9 trillion over the next ten years. Good Lord. How about your job? How is that hope and change working for you?"

"Senator McCain, please let the Democrats go down in flames just once when they're in the process of doing it -- don't bail 'em out! Oh, this silly, misguided notion that what the American people want is bipartisanship!" 

"I don't know what people are talking about. This is BS. I played high school football. I had twice-a-day practices. I've done my share of exercise in my life, and I'm telling you, I've never felt one damn endorphin."

"I like seeing Obama and his party commit political suicide; I really do. But the problem with that is: What expires first? Our country or the Democrat Party?"