"Liberal jihadists say, 'Death to the Constitution.' If they have to blow themselves up like the Islamic jihadists, each liberal gets 72 interns in paradise."

"The elected Republicans are scared to death of having happen to them what happened to Joe Wilson. But even after all the campaign contributions Joe Wilson has received, they still don't see that there's an army of people willing to back them up if they would just lead."

"With nationalized health care, if you're sick, you'll do anything -- especially if it involves your kids -- your government asks you to do. The Road to Serfdom is paved in Obamacare, folks."

"It never ceases to amaze me that a nation founded on the notions of individual liberty, private property, and limited government is currently being run by politicians who reject it all, but that is Barack Obama and this administration."

"Liberals believe that there are a handful of them smart enough to manage your life so that you don't keep screwing things up. This is what the left really believes, but they're too power-hungry to risk having their political asses handed to them to be open and honest about it." 

"Democrats look at the private sector as nothing other than an entity that provides them with the money they need to rule. And, sadly, these people now control every branch of the government."

"There's nothing smart about what Obama is doing. He's a pure product of brainwashing. His mentors hated this country, and one of them even tried to blow up the Pentagon."

"I got some snarky note: 'How are you going to deal when Sarah Palin sells more books than you do?' I hope she sells five million copies because I want to see the lunatics jump off the cliff!"

"What do you see anywhere in the world where liberal Democrat socialists have total unchecked power to run things, be it a country, a city, or a state? You see abject poverty. Marxism and socialism create poverty. I know it's hard to believe that it's somebody's design, but it is."

"Everybody is sending me e-mails: 'What are you smoking?' Doesn't matter, folks -- it's a premium cigar. Actually, it's a Montecristo A, if you want to know."