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August 14, 2003 |
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First it was a cheesesteak, and now it’s a corndog. John F. Kerry keeps finding himself face to face with food he doesn’t appear familiar, much less comfortable, with. This guy is not the "Man of the People" he portrays himself as. |
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The latest picture circulating out there shows the French-looking Democrat presidential candidate at the Iowa State fair holding a corndog slathered in mustard. He’s holding the thing like it’s radioactive. Unlike the cheesesteak incident that we had fun with on yesterday’s program, Kerry isn’t eating this corndog. Some Democratic union guy standing next to him is chomping away at his, but Kerry is just looking down with an expression of yuck, what do I have here?
Folks, being afraid of a corn dog and wanting to be the commander-in-chief just don’t go hand in hand. I bet John Kerry is ruing the day he agreed to do this because he has to go to Iowa in the first place. |
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