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The John F-ing Kerry Nap Room |
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Welcome to our new-and-improved Nap Room, a unique Internet experience! The Nap Room is an offshoot of the news that major American businesses are letting employees take naps during the morning and afternoon to enhance productivity.
 It's absolutely bogus, but in case there's some credibility to it, we wanted to make it possible for you to enhance your Rush 24/7 experience by taking a quick snooze. After listening to John F. Kerry's speech at the Democrat Unity Dinner -- D.U.D., for short -- we decided to rename this room. From this day forth, it will be known as "The John F-ing Kerry Nap Room."
As a special sleep inducement, we've put three Kerry sound bites right here to help you get to sleep. Remember: if you feel the need or have the desire to take a nap during the course of the day, do it on a Select Comfort air mattress. There's nothing like it.
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Note To Netscape Users... |
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| If you view this site in Netscape, know that the audio portion of the Rush 24/7 Nap Room may not function in certain versions. For the best results, use Internet Explorer. |
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