RUSH: This is Rob in Kingston, Oklahoma. Welcome, sir. Great to have you up first today.

CALLER: Mega dittos, Rush. Thank you for having me on.

RUSH: You bet.

CALLER: Twenty-year-listener and a 17-year disciple. I wanted to give you some info to how to get the low-information voters and maybe some of the low-information women voters, wake ’em up to what’s going on. I was listening to a news report the other day that 11% of adults admit to sexting themselves to their boyfriends, girlfriends, wives, husbands, and significant others, and all that data and information is now going on to these NSA databases. I can even give you an example of a commercial that promoted that, and I would say the percentage is much higher, but that Samsung commercial where the man is going on a business trip and the wife says, “The girls made a video for you, you can watch it on the plane,” and they sync their phones together, and then she said, “And I also made you a video, but don’t watch it on the plane,” and then they sync the phone again. It’s becoming a big thing in our culture that men and women are sending a lot of pictures of themselves, what they think are private pictures that nobody else sees.

RUSH: What are you suggesting, that I start sending nude photos of myself out there to attract low-information voter women to the program?

CALLER: Well, I think you should still strut it, you know, I’ve seen you on the golf course and on television, so I think you should bring it, Rush. No, I’m just saying that this is something —

RUSH: Now, what does that tell you? If 11% admit it, we’ve got 11% of adults admitting that they’re sending each other nude photos in what is called sexting —

CALLER: Right.

RUSH: That’s pretty cool, isn’t it?

CALLER: Well, yeah, until you find out that the government’s sitting there storing it on a database somewhere and people think, well —

RUSH: They don’t care. The low-information people don’t care. You think the low-information people care about that?

CALLER: I think that they don’t know. Lately I’ve been talking — I’m in the salon industry, and women talk about everything —

RUSH: Wait a second. That’s a multi-definitional word. What is the salon industry?

CALLER: We are suppliers of products to salons.

RUSH: Well, but a salon on Fifth Avenue may cost you $500 an hour. What kind of salon are you talking about?

CALLER: Beauty salons, hair salons.

RUSH: Hair salon.

CALLER: Yeah. Hair salon.

RUSH: Hair salon, nail salon, that kind of salon.

CALLER: Yes. Yes. And that’s kind of like the barbershop, and all conversation goes in a beauty shop, you know, so —

RUSH: I was thinking of the Eliot Spitzer salon.

CALLER: Well, you know, it kind of gets like that in the salon. (laughing) Talking that way.

RUSH: Okay. So your theory that these 11%, they’re nude sexting each other and themselves, but they don’t know that the NSA has it. So you want me to tell them?

CALLER: Absolutely. When I tell them, they’re shocked and they’re horrified.

RUSH: And so then they’re gonna do what?

CALLER: Well, I think they’re either people that, I don’t know if they are really Obama supporters, but they’re not necessarily conservatives or Republicans —

RUSH: Okay.

CALLER: — they’re kind of like the middle of the road. Independents.

RUSH: Let me jump in here. If that’s the purpose, if you want me to warn all of you nude sexters out there, and you know who you are, the NSA has them. The metadata, the NSA, the PRISM program, every nude photo that you have sexted, the government has it. That is supposed to turn people against the regime, right? That’s supposed to, “Wait a minute. Wait a minute. It’s one thing to be taking my phone number. They got my nude pictures?” Then what? They want to get rid of Obama? You think it would?

Folks, let me tell you something. I’m gonna say this again. This isn’t anything new. Nothing is going to happen to Obama. Nothing is going to happen to any Democrat. Not one of these scandals is going to lead to an investigation that ends up meaning anything. Nothing is gonna happen to Lois Lerner. Nothing is gonna happen to Doug Shulman. Nothing is gonna happen to whoever did whatever or didn’t do whatever in Benghazi. Except for the filmmaker. Nothing is gonna happen to anybody in the intelligence agency for sweeping, for Hoovering, for soaking up, for spying, nothing is going to happen to anybody, especially to Obama.

Nothing is going to happen to any Democrat. The media is never going to change. The media is not gonna go after Obama. The media’s not gonna go after Lois Lerner. The media isn’t gonna go after anybody in government, even if they do have nude pictures that you have sent people. The Republicans, you say, the Republicans want to be more like the Democrats. Mainstream establishment Republicans want to be Democrats. I don’t mean as in party switchers, but they want to be as loved as the Democrats are by the media. They want to be thought of as cool by Hollywood people. The Republicans want to be Democrats. Anybody thinking anything else is living in fantasy land. Nothing is gonna happen to Lois Lerner. Not one thing is going to happen to Lois Lerner. That’s my prediction. Zilch, zero, nada. Most people have never heard the name.

The IRS scandal is over. Elijah Cummings of the Congressional Black Caucasians, effectively said late last week, the IRS scandal is finished. Have you seen anything on it? What? They fired somebody. Just like they fired Lerner, put her on administrative leave. She still has her computer. Are you ready for who they replaced whoever had been fired with? Are you ready for this? Cybercast News Service: “IRS hiring diversity and inclusion specialist starting at $123,000 a year.” That’s the solution. So the IRS was spying on the Tea Party. The IRS was harassing the Tea Party. The IRS suppressed the political participation of the Tea Party. The fix? A diversity and inclusion specialist to help guide remaining IRS employees in fairness so that no more will Tea Party people be discriminated against, and that is it.

Phillip in Dallas, you’re next, as we continue here with Open Line Friday. Hello.

CALLER: Rush, I don’t think we’re in a position to allow them to let the IRS story be over. It’s all tied in. We just found out the FBI hasn’t been monitoring Muslim mosques since 2011. Is that correct?

RUSH: We just found out that the IRS doesn’t know diddly-squat about what — the FBI hasn’t contacted a single Tea Party group in the IRS probe.

CALLER: I think it’s pretty safe to say those NSA monitoring programs are pretty much targeted at us.

RUSH: Right. The FBI is not monitoring mosques.

CALLER: Yes.

RUSH: I was gonna say, because, you know, the last two, three days I’ve been saying that I want to find a pathway to the shadows, and Snerdley said, “Go to a mosque.”

CALLER: He’s absolutely right.

RUSH: Our government is not —

CALLER: Let’s all become Muslims.

RUSH: — spying on or collecting data from mosques. So if you really want to go to the shadows, go there.

CALLER: Absolutely.

RUSH: I’ve started a beard.

CALLER: (laughing)

RUSH: But you’re making my point. The wrong people are being profiled. But really, are we the wrong people? What is this regime doing? This regime is attempting to eliminate all opposition. This regime, Mr. Gerson, looks at its opposition as its enemies, and they’re trying to rid the playing field of its enemies.