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RUSH: Here\u2019s Randy in Gilbert, Arizona, as we head back to the phones. I\u2019m glad you waited. Great to have you on the program. Hi. <\/p>\n

CALLER: Well, thank you, Rush. It\u2019s an honor. I\u2019ve been listening for 20 years now. In 1988 my mother called me and said, “Hey, you need to listen to this Rush Limbaugh guy on the radio,” and I\u2019ve been listening ever since. Thank you very much for what you do. <\/p>\n

RUSH: Well, I appreciate that. I really do, especially on days like this. Thank you. <\/p>\n

CALLER: You bet. The reason I called, I wanted to relate to you my experience in ordering on your website Two If By Tea. I\u2019ve always wanted to get this and never got around to it. I have a son that\u2019s attending West Point military academy and anything I can do to help lighten his days there to bring a little joy to his life there I like to do. So I went on your website Two If By Tea<\/a>, and I want to tell you how user-friendly it is. I\u2019m close to your age, Rush, and things like this aren\u2019t always easy for us.<\/p>\n

<\/a>RUSH: Well, we\u2019ve made it easy for people to spend their money at our website. I mean, that was our primary objective. And we want to make it as easy and simple as possible. (laughing) Kathryn\u2019s out there, “No, no, no, don\u2019t say that!” I\u2019m just being funny. I appreciate it. Because really that is an objective, to be user-friendly. We want it to be fun. Want people to go there even when they\u2019re not interested in buying any tea because there are so many other things there to see. <\/p>\n

CALLER: Well, it really was easy. I mean, I clicked here, clicked here, clicked here, and your website says it will ship within three days. Well, I got an e-mail later that day — this was on a Friday — and said it had already been shipped. And then there\u2019s also a link to allow you to track it through FedEx. So I followed it and, sure enough, this was on a Friday. On Tuesday it showed that it was delivered to West Point and the bottom line is my son loved it. On top of that, there\u2019s no shipping, Rush. That\u2019s a great little perk there that you click on the price and that\u2019s the price. You don\u2019t have to add shipping. <\/p>\n

RUSH: There\u2019s no Obamacare trickery at Two If By Tea. There are no hidden expenses, there\u2019s no prohibitive cost, and we don\u2019t try to trick you when you get there. Well, you\u2019ve made my day. By the way, Randy, have you gone to HealthCare.gov yet and tried to sign up for Obamacare? <\/p>\n

CALLER: No. No, Rush, I\u2019m staying away from that for as long as I can. I haven\u2019t done that. I\u2019ve got a good healthcare plan. I\u2019m just wondering how long I\u2019m going to be able to keep it. <\/p>\n

RUSH: Yeah, that\u2019s going to be the question: How long are you going to be able to keep it. <\/p>\n

CALLER: Right. <\/p>\n

RUSH: Well, look. Randy, I want you to hang on. I know we\u2019ve got the shipping address in our database, but I want you to hang on. I want Mr. Snerdley to get FedEx address for you because I want to send you a couple of Two If By Tea tumblers, the Tervis tumblers that we have from our secret stash. These were immensely popular. We cannot keep them in stock. But I\u2019ve got a couple I want to send you. You\u2019re great, you\u2019re very nice. I appreciate the call and the fact you\u2019ve been there 20 years. <\/p>\n

CALLER: Thank you, Rush. Again, I appreciate so much what you do. <\/p>\n

RUSH: Well, we all have our roles, Randy, and I\u2019m just grateful people like you are out there. Hang on and Mr. Snerdley will get your vitals. Keep a sharp eye on FedEx for some other stuff as a sign of appreciation for your son at West Point, too, okay? <\/p>\n

CALLER: (silence)<\/p>\n

RUSH: Oh, okay. He\u2019s already talking to Snerdley already. He would rather talk to Snerdley and give him the address than finish with me. That\u2019s fine because we\u2019ve got a brief timeout.<\/p>\n

BREAK TRANSCRIPT<\/p>\n

<\/a>RUSH: Randy, in Gilbert, Arizona. Randy, I\u2019ll tell you what we\u2019re going to do. We\u2019re going to send a signed copy of my new book, Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims: Time-Travel Adventures with Exceptional Americans.<\/a> That\u2019s what we\u2019re gonna send you, and the tumblers too. We\u2019re going to send him a signed copy of the book. He will get it after it\u2019s released on October 29th. <\/p>\n

We\u2019re not going to send it out now. We\u2019re not going to get into any trouble with the publisher. (interruption) Yeah, we have boxes of them. We\u2019re loaded with them. I started signing them, but we\u2019ll send him one because, you know, he was a great guy. Here we have unsolicited consumer testimony about how much fun and how much ease it is to use the TwoIfByTea.com website. I guarantee you we did not spend $698 million setting it up like they did the Obamacare website. <\/p>\n

It didn\u2019t take us 3-1\/2 years to set it up. <\/p>\n

It cost us nowhere near that. <\/p>\n

We set it up almost overnight, and it works flawlessly. So that\u2019s what we\u2019re going to do, Randy. We\u2019ll send you an autographed copy of the book that comes out on October 29th, so you\u2019ll get it right around then. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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