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RUSH: Hey, look at Corzine! He\u2019s grease balled his hair. You know, he looked like one of these mad professors with the hair sticking out like Bozo the Clown and now that hair\u2019s greased on the side of his head. Holy Toledo. I\u2019m looking at Jon Corzine, he\u2019s up there testifying now at Capitol Hill. He doesn\u2019t know what happened to the $700 million he stole, has no idea what happened to it. He looks like a grease ball! Look at that. You see that? You see I\u2019m right? (interruption) What do you mean you don\u2019t have TVs in there? (interruption) What? (interruption) Comcast won\u2019t…? (interruption) Your cable is out in there? (interruption) Are you telling me that you don\u2019t have television sets in there? When did this start? (interruption) When did this start? (interruption)<\/p>\n
Wait a second, wait.<\/p>\n
You\u2019re kidding me. The cable guy is giving you the runaround? (interruption) You waited three weeks to throw my name around? (interruption) You waited three weeks to throw my name around? Ugh! Unbelievable. (interruption) I know you don\u2019t take my name lightly but for crying out loud, three weeks? So I\u2019m sitting here I\u2019m looking at Corzine\u2019s new grease ball hairdo, and you can\u2019t see it? That\u2019s gotta be frustrating for you. Okay. All right. Well, anyway… Brian, why don\u2019t you just run a feed from the dish in there? What…? (interruption) So, get a booster! I never let it stop me. We don\u2019t say “it can\u2019t be done here”! This is not the way we operate. (interruption) You shoulda heard this.<\/p>\n
I said, “Why don\u2019t you just run a feed from the dish?”<\/p>\n
“‘Cause I got eight TVs!”<\/p>\n
Well, boohoo. Put another dish up! Send me the bill! (sigh) See, I am corporate, but they can\u2019t separate the old, “I gotta go through corporate.” (interruption) So? Answer it! The phone\u2019s ringing. Who do you think it\u2019s gonna be, the cable company? Yes, I\u2019m sure it is. Anyway, again, ladies and gentlemen, I\u2019m terribly sorry for that interruption. But I\u2019ve never seen Corzine look like that. He\u2019s grease balled his hair there. There\u2019s a reason for this. Normally it\u2019s, you know, Mr. Frizz, Bozo the Clown-type hairstyle out there. I think you\u2019re supposed to look like you have more credibility as a Wall Street guy if your hair\u2019s greased back. It changes the whole shape of his face. Either that or he\u2019s out for the girls. (interruption) Does he look more honest? It\u2019s to look more honest?<\/p>\n
Well, no, not to me because I know he\u2019s not, so he doesn\u2019t look more honest. The rule of thumb for television is that curly hair is bad. I know. I was in TV. I haven\u2019t been burdened with the problem of curly hair. Corzine has curly hair. Corzine\u2019s the kind of guy that never has to wash it; you can\u2019t tell the difference when he does. He never has to brush it or comb it, you can\u2019t tell the difference when he does. That\u2019s why this stands out. I mean, he\u2019s got Italian grease ball, whatever, sixteen. He\u2019s lathered it on there; he\u2019s slicked it back. He\u2019s probably got a souped-up \u201957 Chevy outside waiting for him to drive him away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
RUSH: Hey, look at Corzine! He\u2019s grease balled his hair. You know, he looked like one of these mad professors with the hair sticking out like Bozo the Clown and now that hair\u2019s greased on the side of his head. Holy Toledo. I\u2019m looking at Jon Corzine, he\u2019s up there testifying now at Capitol Hill. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n