RUSH: Okay, Josh in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. Great to have you. I\u2019m glad you waited. Welcome to the big program. How are you doing?<\/p>\n
CALLER: (garbled cell connection) Yes, sir, Mr. Limbaugh. It is quite an honor. I\u2019m 25 years old. I turned 18 just in time to vote for Barack Obama and then again in 2012. But, uh, my brain grew a little. Anyway, I called because we all know about the Billy Bush tape that was let out before the election, right? And I was on my Facebook today. Across my timeline, I see advertising (garbled): “Model Groped 100 Penises on the Street to Move Her Career Forward.”<\/p>\n
RUSH: Wait, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait. I was kind of listening; I thought we were getting the setup here to something on Facebook. You just kind of jammed me right in my face with that. You said that a model is running around groping 100, uhh, “genitalia” on the streets to advance her career?<\/p>\n
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CALLER: So I went and I looked on YouTube, and it\u2019s over two million views, and this woman is doing this to put herself out there. Now, Donald Trump on the tape, he talked about someone letting him. This video has gone viral all over, and I see no moral outrage about this woman going and grabbing men.<\/p>\n
RUSH: Ohhhhh! I see your point. So Donald Trump does that NBC tape with Billy Bush where he talks about what he talks about, and all hell descends on Trump, and Trump is considered to be the baddest guy out there, horrible guy, can\u2019t elect him. And this woman, this model comes around and is actively doing it to get noticed, and everybody\u2019s applauding her, right?<\/p>\n
CALLER: Where\u2019s the moral outrage?<\/p>\n
RUSH: “Where\u2019s the outrage? Where\u2019s the justice?” Absolutely.<\/p>\n
CALLER: (garbled) The video is listed under “comedy.”<\/p>\n
RUSH: “The video is listed under comedy.” How many times have you watched it?<\/p>\n
CALLER: Just one time. (laughing) I will tell you, I\u2019ve been listening to you since I was nine years old, since I was riding around with my parents, and I\u2019m a longtime listener, but just a brand-new conservative convert. I am not going to try to segue, but if the Democrat Party can be Santa Claus, if you have any phones left over, I would love to get one.<\/p>\n
RUSH: Uhhh, you know, I might. I might. I think I do. I\u2019ve got a black — jet black — 7 Plus. I mean, if the guy\u2019s got the guts to call here and talk about a model grabs 100 penises, he\u2019s worth a phone, right? So I think I\u2019ve got one back there. If I do, hang on; Mr. Snerdley will get your address. The reason I want to take this call… (interruption) Are you mad at me for giving the phone away? (interruption) You are? (interruption) Yeah. (interruption) But we\u2019re out now. There aren\u2019t any. That\u2019s… (interruption)<\/p>\n
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See, they\u2019re mad at me in there because now everybody in the world\u2019s gonna call and ask for one, and I\u2019ve done it now. Now I\u2019ve done it. Now, this makes Snerdley\u2019s job harder \u2019cause now people are gonna call only to get on the air to ask for a phone. That\u2019s what you\u2019re…? (interruption) I think this guy\u2019s gonna get the last one. I don\u2019t think there are any more. Now, I do have six of the brand-new red phones coming in, but they\u2019re not here yet. You know, the red iPhone 7 and 7 Plus that was just announced. They should have been here by now.<\/p>\n
You know, with Apple, one-day shipping is usually a week. But, anyway, here\u2019s the reason I want to take the guy\u2019s call. I\u2019ve mentioned on this program before. You guys in there… (interruption) What? What? What? What? (interruption) Did I get a box in today from Apple? (interruption) And you didn\u2019t tell me? Well, I never even got a shipping notice. That\u2019s why… (interruption) I didn\u2019t even think they\u2019d been shipped. (interruption) Well, obviously it\u2019s for me. You never buy things online from Apple with this address. (interruption) Well, go open it! Let\u2019s find out what it is. I give the guy a red phone. Anyway, the reason that I took the call… (interruption)<\/p>\n
Go get it! Go get the box! Do you ever have to tell people three or four times before they think you mean it? Anyway, the reason I took the guy\u2019s call about the model running around grabbing 100 genitalia, what have you \u2019cause she\u2019s trying to get noticed? This TV show on HBO, Big Little Lies, or Little Big Lies — I forget which it is — it\u2019s a seven-part series. Six of them have aired, part 7 is coming up Sunday night. It starts Reese Witherspoon and Nicole Kidman and Shailene Woodley. I\u2019m not gonna try to describe this. One of the reasons I enjoy watching it is because everybody\u2019s life… (interruption)<\/p>\n
It was the phones! It was the phones! They\u2019ve been sitting out there all day and nobody told me and I never got a shipping notice from Apple. You know, I\u2019ll bet the new spam filter picked it up. I\u2019ll bet the spam filter picked up my shipping notice. I\u2019ve been wondering what\u2019s taking so long. Bring one of those things in here. So, anyway, the reason I like watching this show, it\u2019s written by David Kelley who wrote Boston Legal and some other things. The reason that I like this show is because everybody\u2019s life on this show is an absolute mess. It is liberals writing about their lives, and they\u2019re (sobbing) trying to be the best people.<\/p>\n