{"id":24336,"date":"2007-01-25T01:01:01","date_gmt":"2011-05-19T06:05:24","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-05-19T06:05:24","modified_gmt":"2011-05-19T06:05:24","slug":"fitzfong_s_hilarious_first_three_witnesses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rushlimbaugh.com\/daily\/2007\/01\/25\/fitzfong_s_hilarious_first_three_witnesses\/","title":{"rendered":"Fitzfong\u2019s Hilarious First Three Witnesses"},"content":{"rendered":"<section>\n<p>RUSH: If you haven\u2019t been paying attention to the news coverage of the trial of Scooter Libby, it\u2019s serious, but it\u2019s hilarious. You know, Libby claims, ?I didn\u2019t lie about anything. I just don\u2019t remember who I said what to when. I wasn\u2019t lying to you about it, Mr. Fitz<emphasize>fong<\/emphasize>. I just couldn\u2019t remember. There\u2019s all kinds of national security stuff going on out there.? So Fitz<emphasize>fong<\/emphasize> calls his three first witnesses, and his first three witnesses can\u2019t remember who they told what, when. And one of these things is really crucial. One of these witnesses, a guy named Grenier, says he told Libby that it was the CIA that sent Wilson to Niger, and that\u2019s how Valerie Wilson\u2019s name came up, and of course we\u2019ve all known this. We\u2019ve all known that it was not a White House job, a vice president order to send Wilson over there. He\u2019s sitting around doing nothing. The house husband. Valerie says, ?Hey, my husband could do a bunch of good work here to sabotage this war,? and this shadow government, CIA, says, ?Cool, we\u2019ll send him over there to file a fake report.? So the first three witnesses of Patrick Fitzfong cannot remember what they said. The judge won\u2019t let Libby call a memory expert as a defense witness. <\/p>\n<p>*Note: Links to content outside RushLimbaugh.com usually become inactive over time.<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.microsoft.com\/windows\/windowsmedia\/en\/download\/default.asp\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/live-rush-limbaugh.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/the_libby_trail.Par.0005.ImageFile.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"18\" class=\"alignleft\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RUSH: If you haven\u2019t been paying attention to the news coverage of the trial of Scooter Libby, it\u2019s serious, but it\u2019s hilarious. You know, Libby claims, ?I didn\u2019t lie about anything. I just don\u2019t remember who I said what to when. I wasn\u2019t lying to you about it, Mr. Fitzfong. I just couldn\u2019t remember. 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