{"id":25357,"date":"2007-05-14T01:01:01","date_gmt":"2011-05-19T05:40:06","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-05-19T05:40:06","modified_gmt":"2011-05-19T05:40:06","slug":"the_doctor_of_democracy2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rushlimbaugh.com\/daily\/2007\/05\/14\/the_doctor_of_democracy2\/","title":{"rendered":"The Doctor of Democracy"},"content":{"rendered":"<section>\n<p><strong><emphasize>You\u2019re Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! <\/emphasize><\/strong><a href=\"\/\/\/home\/Rush247.html\">Join Rush 24\/7 NOW!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You\u2019re the last person, Mrs. Clinton, who ought to be talking about what anybody would find on the Oval Office rug.&#8221;<\/p>\n<paragraph\/>\n<p>&#8220;We all have huge smiles on our faces today, folks, and for a plethora of reasons. The weekend totals for our Leukemia and Lymphoma Society Cure-A-Thon are in: try $3 million. My gosh, it\u2019s unbelievable!&#8221;<\/p>\n<paragraph\/><paragraph\/><paragraph xmlns:tmp=\"http:\/\/ez.no\/namespaces\/ezpublish3\/temporary\/\">&#8220;Sheryl Crow and Laurie David, I will promise to underwrite the rest of your global warming bus tour so long as at every appearance, every television show, and every concert you continue to advocate the single-square-of-toilet-paper solution to global warming.&#8221; <\/p>\n<paragraph\/>\n<p>&#8220;Sheryl Crow, let me just warn you about something: if you actually try this &#8212; only use one square of toilet paper for every bathroom visit &#8212; the only thing you\u2019re going to be attracting in the next couple of days is flies.&#8221;<\/p>\n<paragraph\/>\n<p>&#8220;If it could be shown that Al Gore and Rosie O\u2019Donnell will only use one square of toilet paper, then I\u2019ll join this club. But the dirty little secret is I have a bidet. I\u2019ve never figured out how to use the stupid thing, though; they were put in when I had no choice in the matter.&#8221;<\/p>\n<paragraph\/>\n<p>&#8220;White House Correspondents Dinner is an event for politicians; it\u2019s their Hollywood night, it\u2019s their Oscars &#8212; that\u2019s why they have certain Hollywood entertainers show up. The big name this year was that loser from American Idol, Sanjaya. Is that his name?&#8221;<\/p>\n<paragraph\/>\n<p>&#8220;I just got a note from a friend of mine: &#8216;I didn\u2019t know that was what a bidet was for. 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