{"id":25519,"date":"2011-05-19T05:35:10","date_gmt":"2011-05-19T05:35:10","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2020-02-06T12:33:55","modified_gmt":"2020-02-06T17:33:55","slug":"america_s_real_anchorman-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rushlimbaugh.com\/daily\/2011\/05\/19\/america_s_real_anchorman-9\/","title":{"rendered":"America\u2019s Real Anchorman"},"content":{"rendered":"<section>&#8220;Sacramento\u2019s Channel 13 said that I got into this flap and attacked them! Folks, I didn\u2019t attack them yesterday &#8212; I destroyed them.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Everything I do is ratings. Why do you think authors put my name in the titles of their books? They\u2019re a bunch of parasites that couldn\u2019t sell their books without my name. I am ratings. I am Rush Limbaugh.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dialogue is worthless if it\u2019s two ignoramuses talking to each other. Dialogue is also worthless if it\u2019s one intelligent person trying to talk to an idiot. That\u2019s why I\u2019m dropping the Channel 13 thing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;About this \u201924\u2019 jump the shark business&#8230; I don\u2019t even think it\u2019s possible for \u201924\u2019 to jump the shark because Jack Bauer would just jump in and kill the shark.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I remember the modern era of feminism actually commencing because that\u2019s when it started impacting my life. And I\u2019m telling you: I do not have fond memories of it, folks.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It came about through feminism that the new definition of the ideal husband was if he was the one who got up at three in the morning to change diapers. 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