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“Every successful marriage is a two-bathroom marriage — two bathrooms, minimum.”<\/p>\n

“I was going to call in to the show on Friday and do some minor gloating and take a little credit for the immigration bill being pulled, but right about that time I hit my third birdie on the front nine and so I said, ‘To hell with it — I\u2019m going to keep playing golf.'”<\/p>\n

“Do you remember how they taught you to be honest when you were in sixth grade? George Washington and the cherry tree. But I guess that won\u2019t work anymore; you have to have gin in the sixth grade.”<\/p>\n

“Somebody sent me a note: ‘Rush, you need to synthesize for people the definition of and difference between liberals and conservatives.\u2019 All right. Liberals want to run your life. Conservatives have no interesting in running yours.”<\/p>\n

“Some kid did the testing, and sure enough the toilet water was far cleaner than the fountain water in his school. Now, the kid is getting a lot of credit for this — as he should — but dogs have known this forever.”<\/p>\n

“We played musical chairs once on my TV show, and Snerdley was the odd man out. He called me a bloated bigot as he stormed off the set.”<\/p>\n

“Paris Hilton phoned into ABC from the psych ward and says she\u2019s no longer going to ‘act dumb. That\u2019s fabulous. That\u2019s wonderful news. I just don\u2019t know how we\u2019re going to tell the difference.”<\/p>\n

“It was only mere moments ago I told you that Paris Hilton said she\u2019s not going to ‘act dumb\u2019 anymore. Now, a mere 30 minutes later, I see a graphic on the TV claiming that Paris Hilton says she feels like she\u2019s ‘in a cage.\u2019 Well, she is in a cage. It\u2019s called jail.”<\/p>\n

“I\u2019ve always thought it\u2019s a bogus argument anyway — whether capital punishment deters crime or not is not the point. Capital punishment is a form of punishment. If it does deter crime, then it\u2019s icing on the cake.”<\/p>\n

“I don\u2019t do yard work because that was how I was punished as a kid. One of my objectives in life was to never, ever have to mow a yard.”<\/p>\n

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