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“As a personal aside, I would prefer to be invisible to the government, quite frankly. I would love to be invisible from people like you, Mrs. Clinton.”<\/p>\n

“The great thing about the United States is that we don\u2019t have to have a ‘procreation day\u2019.Everybody\u2019s getting it on during the lunch hour anyway.”<\/p>\n

“Liberals are trying to change everything about the way people live. It\u2019s been going on a long time, but it would have advanced a lot sooner had it not been for the effectiveness of me.”<\/p>\n

“VladimirPutin is former KGB. Well, there is no such thing, actually, as ‘former\u2019 KGB. Once you are KGB, you are KGB.”<\/p>\n

“There is no documented evidence of secondhand smoke killing anybody. That is a myth, and the WHO suppressed their own survey on this. Besides, my mom smoked — and look at me!”<\/p>\n

“I hate the holier-than-thou among us who think that everything they do in life is right, and so everybody else has to emulate them: ‘You smoke? Ew! Ew! I must make you stop!'”<\/p>\n

“I got a bunch of e-mails from people, Mr. Rove, when I said you were going to be on the show. They wanted me to pass on to you that they love you.”<\/p>\n

“Do you realize that 99% of people who have been in an auto accident ate carrots during the previous 12 months of their lives? Do you realize that 99.9% of all people who have died have eaten carrots? Carrots are hugely deadly!”<\/p>\n

“I have an idea, folks: let\u2019s start irrigating Laurie David\u2019s backyard.”<\/p>\n

“Lilly, if you\u2019re still out there, I goofed up on one thing: Barbie dolls are part of the Mattel recall because there\u2019s lead in there. So Lilly, don\u2019t lick your Barbie doll.”<\/p>\n

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