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“The Nobel committee has officially rendered themselves a pure, 100 percent joke.”<\/p>\n

“Try this from AP: ‘As the world\u2019s top condom experts convene this week…\u2019 Condom experts? ‘Hey, little Johnny, what do you want to be when you grow up?\u2019 ‘Mommy, mommy! I want to be an expert on condoms!\u2019 ‘Really, little Johnny?'”<\/p>\n

“What a night in Philadelphia it was last night! The first time I have ever seen brotherly love in Philadelphia, and it was directed at me. And, of course, I gave it back to the audience.”<\/p>\n

“If there has ever been an engine for peace in the world, it is the United States military. So I call on Albert Arnold Algore to redirect his Nobel Peace Prize to genuine agents of peace.”<\/p>\n

“Much the same way as the Nobel Prize gave credence to Jimmy Carter\u2019s anti-Semitism and Yasser Arafat\u2019s ‘peace\u2019 campaign, Algore now has that same credibility for the ‘religion\u2019 of global warming.”<\/p>\n

“Algore\u2019s problem is that when he starts campaigning he sighs, and then he hires Naomi Wolf to dress him up in earth tones. And, you know, nobody likes him.”<\/p>\n

“Former vice president Walter Mondull is planning to endorse Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton. That\u2019s a good thing? A loser endorsing Mrs. Clinton? It\u2019s a fait accompli.”<\/p>\n

“I could tell by the audience reaction that it was going well last night. I felt good; only had five drinks before I went out. Just kidding! You can\u2019t say these things anymore with all these watchdogs out there.”<\/p>\n

“Here we are, discussing the size of excrement on a cartoon show in the context of congenital heart disease. Snerdley, did she tell you she was going to mention this? We\u2019ve become Lennie Bruce!”<\/p>\n

“Who\u2019s worse — Hillary Clinton or Al Gore? The distinction is not that great; we\u2019re talking socialists here. Either one of them would be a disaster.”<\/p>\n

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I want to be an expert on condoms!\u2019 ‘Really, little Johnny?\u2019” “What a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nIt's Open Line Friday! - The Rush Limbaugh Show<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.rushlimbaugh.com\/daily\/2011\/05\/19\/it_s_open_line_friday-27\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"It's Open Line Friday! - The Rush Limbaugh Show\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"“The Nobel committee has officially rendered themselves a pure, 100 percent joke.” “Try this from AP: ‘As the world\u2019s top condom experts convene this week…\u2019 Condom experts? ‘Hey, little Johnny, what do you want to be when you grow up?\u2019 ‘Mommy, mommy! 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