{"id":28447,"date":"2008-05-22T01:01:01","date_gmt":"2011-05-19T04:15:15","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-05-19T04:15:15","modified_gmt":"2011-05-19T04:15:15","slug":"thursday_quotes_the_man_who_runs_america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rushlimbaugh.com\/daily\/2008\/05\/22\/thursday_quotes_the_man_who_runs_america\/","title":{"rendered":"Thursday Quotes: The Man Who Runs America"},"content":{"rendered":"<section>\n<p><strong><emphasize>You\u2019re Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! <\/emphasize><\/strong><a href=\"\/\/\/home\/Rush247.html\">Join Rush 24\/7 NOW!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It\u2019s as predictable as Ted Kennedy finding a bar at happy hour, that the Drive-By Media would turn on a Republican candidate.&#8221; <\/p>\n<paragraph\/>\n<p>&#8220;I want to keep enough liberals around so we never, ever, forget who they are, but I want them to have zero power. Well, they screw up things.&#8221; <\/p>\n<paragraph\/>\n<p>&#8220;You know damn well a story like this wouldn\u2019t run about Hillary or Obama, or even Bill Clinton. And if it ran about Bill, it would be fawning: &#8216;Oh, there\u2019s old randy Bill out there, still showing us he has some lead in the pencil after the heart surgery!'&#8221;<\/p>\n<paragraph\/>\n<p>&#8220;Thirty-eight Duke lacrosse players are going to file suit against Duke University. Go for it! Get everything this school has got! 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