{"id":34387,"date":"2010-01-08T01:01:01","date_gmt":"2011-05-19T01:30:18","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-05-19T01:30:18","modified_gmt":"2011-05-19T01:30:18","slug":"a_short_story_on_james_carville","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rushlimbaugh.com\/daily\/2010\/01\/08\/a_short_story_on_james_carville\/","title":{"rendered":"A Short Story on James Carville"},"content":{"rendered":"<section>\n<p>RUSH: Okay. This next story is not a very long story, but we don\u2019t seek to shock anybody here, and we don\u2019t live in the gutter on this program. It\u2019s also Friday, which means that a lot of school students are not in school today. Not just because of snow removal but because school districts are out of money, and they furloughed the teachers and the students are not in school. Therefore, there might be kids listening. That\u2019s happening in Hawaii. What happened when I got my chest pains is I was reading about that in Hawaii. They\u2019re having fewer instructional days in Hawaii, and they\u2019re outta money. They\u2019re outta money and it\u2019s a mess. But anyway, kids may be listening to the program and some of you adults may be offended by what\u2019s coming next. It\u2019s about James Carville, and I don\u2019t want to anybody to be offended. I\u2019m not here to shock anybody. So I\u2019m going to give you ample time to tune out, and you can come back in 30 seconds. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/live-rush-limbaugh.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/01125112.Par.89380.ImageFile.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"125\" class=\"alignright\"\/>So I\u2019m going to count down from five, and when I reach one, if you\u2019re still listening and you still are offended by what I say, you can call but nobody\u2019s going to listen to you. You can call and complain and whine but you\u2019ve been warned. Five&#8230;four&#8230;three&#8230;two&#8230;one. The story today is from TheHill.com. It\u2019s a blog called The Washington Scene. &#8216;The debate over full body security scans just got a lot more graphic, thanks to &#8230; James Carville.\u2019 He was speaking on The Tony Kornheiser Show today in Washington and this is what Carville said about airport full-body scanners. He said, &#8216;Let me buy a [security] pass &#8230; so that they can scan me and &#8212; and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane.\u2019 James Carville worried that they could measure his penis in a full-body scan. James, don\u2019t worry. It wouldn\u2019t take long. Okay, we\u2019re now finished with the potentially embarrassing and offensive story, and you can now come back to the EIB Network.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RUSH: Okay. This next story is not a very long story, but we don\u2019t seek to shock anybody here, and we don\u2019t live in the gutter on this program. It\u2019s also Friday, which means that a lot of school students are not in school today. 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