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RUSH: Another preacher in the pulpit at Reverend Wright and Obama’s church. Guy’s name, Reverend Michael Pfleger. He went on a roll this past Sunday. This is what he said about Mrs. Clinton.

PFLEGER: When Hillary was crying and people said that was put on, I really don’t believe it was put on. I really believe that she just always thought, ‘This is mine. I’m Bill’s wife. I’m white, and this is mine. I just gotta get up and step into the plate,’ and then out of nowhere came, ‘Hey, I’m Barack Obama,’ and she said, ‘Oh, damn! Where did you come from? I’m white! I’m entitled! There’s a black man stealing my show! Aaarrrgggh.’ She wasn’t the only one crying, there was a whole lot of white people crying.

RUSH: That is not the Reverend Jeremiah Wright, that is a white guy; that is the Reverend Michael Pfleger. Now, does this guy not sound like Jeremiah Wright? Here, listen to Jeremiah Wright again and you’ll hear the similarities.

WRIGHT: Barack knows what it means to be a black man living in a country and a culture that is controlled by rich white people! Hillary ain’t never been called a nigger! Bill did us just like he did Monica Lewinsky. He was riding dirty. In white America, US of KKKA, black men turning on black men. I am sick of negroes who just do not get it. Not God bless America, God (bleep) America. It’s in the Bible — for killing innocent people. God (bleep) America. And now we are indignant because of stuff we have done overseas is now brought right back into our own front yards. America’s chickens coming home to roost.

RUSH: America’s chickens! (laughing) And, of course, Obama deeply disappointed, deeply disappointed, he had no idea. He doesn’t like this guy looking backwards. It doesn’t serve any purpose. It doesn’t reflect his vision of the future. It’s just another embarrassment. I’ll tell you, you can look at all you want and listen all you want at what these preachers say, but in the case of this Pfleger guy, have you seen the video of this? That congregation is out of its chairs and giving him a standing O. They are cheering this on, that ought to be Obama’s problem. I mean the congregation, this little summon here, listen to it again, not made in a vacuum.

PFLEGER: When Hillary was crying and people said that was put on, I really don’t believe it was put on. I really believe that she just always thought, ‘This is mine. I’m Bill’s wife. I’m white, and this is mine. I just gotta get up and step into the plate,’ and then out of nowhere came, ‘Hey, I’m Barack Obama,’ and she said, ‘Oh, damn! Where did you come from? I’m white! I’m entitled! There’s a black man stealing my show! Aaarrrgggh.’ She wasn’t the only one crying, there was a whole lot of white people crying.

RUSH: That’s a white guy, the reverend Michael Pfleger. It’s time now, ladies and gentlemen, to turn to our Official Obama Criticizer, Mr. Bo Snerdley.

SNERDLEY: This is Bo Snerdley, official Barack criticizer for the EIB Network, certified black enough to criticize without reproach, and I have a statement. Senator Obama, once again you’ve risen to offer apologizes, this time for the remarks of a white pastor who supports you. That sounds like something John McCain would do, but that aside, the pastor in question only echoed the truth. He properly observed that Mrs. Clinton felt entitled to the nomination, that many of her white Democrat supporters are flummoxed, dismayed, that you, apparently, are going to snatch it from her. That analysis was stolen from America’s Anchorman, Rush Limbaugh, who has chronicled the anger of Democrat whites, particularly women, that you, a rookie, with no experience, no real substance, are poised to win. So why apologize? You won’t apologize for wanting to talk to thugs who want to destroy us; why apologize for this little white preacher who just tells the truth, the plagiarized truth? Instead, you’ve thrown him under the bus like you threw your white grandma under the bus. So, please, grow a set.

Now, a translation for the EIB sisters and brothers in the ‘hood. Yo O, it’s been awhile, bro. All right, look, what’s up with you and your homey? Another one of your boys steps up, spits it true, and you diss him? First of all, my brother, it was Limbaugh who called it. These two-faced, you think they wanna faint and throw their panties at you white liberal girlie girls are the ones whose faces are all cracked ’cause you gonna win. Yo! So why you dissing your boy for just copping Limbaugh’s lines and spitting the truth? Look, son, you need to represent. You want the big gig, you want to be president, you can’t be apologizing all the time. You starting to look like a punk. And you know what, yo? We can’t have no punks in the White House. That’s dangerous, bro. That concludes our statement.

RUSH: That’s the Official Obama Criticizer, Bo Snerdley.

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