RUSH: Debt Man Riding, Part 2. Barack Hussein Obama, mmm, mmm, mmm, out there on another bus tour wasting precious fuels, polluting the skies, ruining the climate, when all he would have to do is walk to the Capitol. All he needs is votes from Democrats in the Senate. If he really wants to pass this boondoggle of a jobs bill, just walk across the Capitol, get over there to the Senate, and get those two extra votes. Voila, done! But, no, he has to get in a Canadian-made bus and drive all over North Carolina. He was in Asheville. You know, Asheville, where the famous Vanderbilt estate is, Asheville, North Carolina, he’s there, he’s flitting all around.
And you’ve heard the story about the truck carrying Obama’s teleprompters and other electronic equipment being stolen. Now, we can’t confirm that the teleprompter was actually stolen. The truck was, and the truck was recovered. Whether the prompter was actually stolen, we don’t know. But we do have some evidence, ’cause Obama did speak, and there was no teleprompter. This is what it sounded like.
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RUSH: So while we don’t have any hard evidence the teleprompter was stolen, you be the judge. No, seriously, the bus tour is just a campaign tour. All he needs to do is just walk across town. If he’s worried about saving the climate, drive across town, whatever, and have a meeting with the Senate. Obama and the bus — it’s kind of like Michael Dukakis riding in the tank, looking like Beetle Bailey. Remember that, back in 1988? It’s amazing. That seems like it was yesterday.