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RUSH: Now, folks, this is it. This is the last day of the three-day giant sweepstakes at Two If By Tea. Are you driving around in an old clunker listening to me right now? There’s nothing wrong with clunkers. I’ve had a bunch of ’em. I’ve had a bunch of clunkers. I’ve had clunkers where the air-conditioning didn’t work, and it could not be fixed for a price that I could afford. All I could do is put Freon in it every so often and drive with air-conditioning on for 30 minutes ’til it expired.

I’ve had plenty of clunkers. I know all about broken air conditioners. I know all about sweating through your shirt trying to get to work. So just imagine driving up to your next summer barbecue in a brand new, luxury Jeep Patriot SUV that you won — that you won from me, that you won from Two If By Tea. You’d be the talk of the town. There’s no doubt that everybody would look at your ride and say, “Whoa, that is nice.” You’d have bragging rights for quite a while.

So listen carefully ’cause you could be that guy. You could be that person. You could be the next winner that my wife Kathryn and I will call and tell you that the luxury Jeep Patriot SUV is yours. This is one of the reasons we launched this little business, Two If By Tea, two years ago. We wanted to create American jobs and find out firsthand what it’s like to take a product from scratch to market in the United States. But we also wanted to be able to have some fun with this.

I’ve always wanted to share my good fortune with people, and our tea family feels the same way. We offer prizes, unique vacations to hopefully create some special memories for people. Every single winner that we’ve spoken to on the phone or that we’ve met has been tremendous, the epitome of class. It’s a testament to you, this audience, and a testament to me that you are in this audience. It’s a testament to all of us! It’s a testament to the people am that make up this country that we know and love.

If you go to our website, TwoIfByTea.com, you can see the pictures of some of our previous winners. It’s under the Tea the People tab. Now, today is the last day of the greatest Two If By Tea sweepstakes yet. What better way to celebrate American independence and all the patriots that fought and continue to fight to make this country great than a brand new Jeep Patriot, SUV? It’s fully equipped, all-weather drive. It looks great. It has a great exterior, great interior. It’s comfortably fully equipped and appointed.

But that’s not all. We know that gasoline and insurance are expensive, so, in addition to the SUV, we throw in $1500 of credit toward whatever you want. Insurance, gasoline, what have you. You just have to shop TwoIfByTea.com by 11:59 p.m. Pacific Time tonight (Friday) to be automatically entered to win. It’s that simple. All the official rules are clearly posted. Folks, that’s not all, ’cause we don’t slouch. In addition to the grand prize winner, nine more winners will get $1500 of the best, most tender delicious steaks, hot dogs, and hamburgers in this country from my favorite: Allen Brothers.

So there are all kinds of opportunities to win really, really great stuff. Jumbo hot dogs. We serve these steaks at the house, and people never stop talking about ’em. You can’t go wrong. So we got the Jeep Patriot SUV, the Allen Brothers steaks. In addition, we’re a proud sponsor of the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation, which provides college scholarships to the children of Marines killed in action. So we got it covered. All you have to do to be automatically entered is shop at TwoIfByTea.com.

If you win the Jeep, if you win the SUV, you can gift it to somebody if you want.

There are all kinds of options here.

We make things happen.



RUSH: I forgot to mention, folks: At Two If By Tea, through the end of tonight (Friday) at 11:59 p.m. Pacific Time, the tea is at a reduced price. We don’t call it “on sale.” We just have it at a reduced price. So it’s an even more attractive gig for you.

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