RUSH: John in Houston, you’re next on the EIB Network, sir. Hello.
CALLER: Hello, Rush.
CALLER: Mega dittos to you from Houston, Texas.
RUSH: Thank you, sir.
CALLER: Anyway, I just wanted to share with you about how Algore and his movie ruined what was going to be a great date. Algore ruined my date. I went out with this babe — and she was a babe — on the first date, and I have a rule, first date —
RUSH: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I need to know when this happened.
CALLER: When did this happen? This happened, oh, about two weekends ago.
RUSH: Two weekends ago. Are you still dating this babe?
CALLER: Well, no, and I’m going to get to that.
RUSH: Okay, so she ruined your first date.
CALLER: All right, the first date I have a rule: never talk politics or religion. So I take her out on the second date, it was going real well, you know? She’s a babe. We’re driving home and we start chitchatting, and she asked me if I’d seen Algore’s movie about the global warming, and I looked at her and just —
RUSH: Now, wait a second. Wait a second. This is the second date or the first date? Because I thought she ruined your first date.
CALLER: Well, he ruined what was turning out to be a great date.
RUSH: Okay, I’m sorry. It turned out to be a great date. The second date turned out to be great. First date got your feet wet. Second date was really going places. You’re rounding second base and —
RUSH: — Algore’s movie came up. Okay.
CALLER: She asked if I’d seen his movie. I just said no, because I wanted to hear her opinion on it, kind of to see what are her political views.
RUSH: Well, had you seen it?
CALLER: No, I had not seen it.
RUSH: Okay. So you didn’t lie to her?
CALLER: No, I didn’t lie to her. I had not seen it. But I’d heard enough about it to know that there’s many falsehoods in it, and I just don’t buy the global warming. I’m a mega dittos. So anyway, she starts going off on how great this movie is, how informative it is, how great Algore is, and what I call it was she was having the best Goregasm of her life.
RUSH: Talking about a movie?
RUSH: You are so lucky that this thing blew up on you on date two!
CALLER: She was just having this enormous Goregasm like the best she’d ever had, and so we get back. I said nothing.
RUSH: Now, wait a second. Wait a second. You know, John, you’re speaking figuratively on this?
CALLER: Speaking figuratively? How do you mean?
RUSH: On the orgasm bit.
CALLER: On the orgasm?
RUSH: Oh, Goregasm, I’m sorry. I’m sorry. It’s my hearing. Goregasm, she was having?
RUSH: This is better.
CALLER: Yeah, I call it a Goregasm.
RUSH: I was getting ready here to take control of this call and steer it in a different direction. Yeah, okay, she was having a Goregasm. All right, got it, got it.
CALLER: She was almost in ecstasy talking about the movie. So we get back to the house and finally, she invited me in, but I just said thank you for the date and have a nice life and walked off. He ruined what could have turned tout to be a great thing, but that stupid movie, I think she would have had more fun that night lying in bed watching this movie than she would have had with me — and it ruined what could have been a great thing.
RUSH: Yeah, obviously it did. I mean, in your mind if it’s over, it’s over.
CALLER: It’s over, but you know, any babe that gets that excited…
RUSH: Was there an argument that ensued when she started having these Goregasms?
CALLER: No, I just let her rant and rave.
RUSH: Okay so she doesn’t really know. You didn’t make the decision to blow all this up simply because you had a fight and got in an argument and all that. You just knew that would come down the road and said, I’m not going there.
CALLER: Yeah, exactly.
RUSH: Has she called you back? Has she wondered where you are?
CALLER: Has she called me back? She called back one time, and I explained to her. I said, ‘Look, Algore is the biggest tool I’ve ever seen, and, I’m sorry, if those are your views, there’s no way I can date a babe like you.’
RUSH: Well, okay. I was going to advise you along those lines, because if there was any possibility that this could have gone forward, and it shouldn’t have, you took care of it when she called you back. I can’t discuss this anymore because of the constraints of time, but I appreciate the story out there, John.
RUSH: Snerdley is sitting here still stunned and amazed that I would advise the previous caller, John from Houston, to skedaddle. He said, ‘I can’t believe that this guy would let Algore and a movie stand in the way of a babe.’ That’s exactly the trap. That’s exactly the trap, Snerdley: The Babe Trap. If you put up with all the stuff that you don’t want to put up with, it just gets worse. (interruption) No, you may tune out what she has to say later, but it may be too late by that time. Tuning out may not get you anywhere. Next thing you know you’re Barry Goldwater. Remember Barry Goldwater? Plus, can we deal with the general intellect here, the intellect characteristics? Somebody who’s going to watch a piece of propaganda, believe it, and go gaga over it? Fine, fine. Just wave good-bye when you see them in the rearview mirror.