THE VICE PRESIDENT: I promise you over the next 503 days we're gonna take President Trump's agenda, his message, his vision for the second term to every American, and leave no stone unturned.

RUSH: There are more people trying to get into the Trump rally tonight than show up on average at Disney World.

RUSH: I hope. If it happens, I hope it's something that we get to see.

RUSH: I'm holding here in my formerly nicotine-stained fingers a story on how pollsters manipulate polls.

RUSH: You know, there's a scuttlebutt out there that doesn't die that Michelle (My Belle) Obama is gonna run for the Democrat presidential nomination.

RUSH: He's got the experience of life throughout the state of California. There's nobody better to accurately describe what California has become.

RUSH: He is going to live tweet the Democrat debates. Folks, this is going to be revolutionary.

RUSH: The mother of all the feminists, Gloria Steinem, "denounced" this whole idea of legal surrogacy because paying women to have babies ain't cool.

RUSH: When the intelligence community told us that Trump was colluding with Russia, we had to believe them, you don't question them. The same people saying that, listen to this montage.

RUSH: It’s a play showing how Hillary got cheated on and screwed in her 2008 quest for the White House.

RUSH: If you don’t want to watch any news, don’t. You don’t have to, as long as you’re here every day. It’s really all you need.

RUSH: Just to show you how crazy Plugs is, the Rose Garden strategy can only be used by incumbent presidents.

RUSH: If it is true, we have the continuation of a coup against a sitting president. If it isn't true, if it's made up, then it's designed to be put in the impeachment files for Jerry Nadler.