Rush’s Morning Update: O.C. Alert
July 9, 2008
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The Messiah– Lord Barack Obama, the most merciful– has issued commandments to the Democrat National Committee. It is his will that the way the party platform is written…be changed.
This year, with the blessings of The Messiah, Lord Obama, the process will be open to the public. Yes: lowly subjects from the “voting class” will be allowed to sit in the same room as Democrat operativesto craft the meaningless document.
Along with this new commandment,it was revealed that Lord Obama will deliver his acceptance speech at Denver’s outdoor stadium,INVESCO Field at Mile High. After which, the thousands in attendance will genuflect, and he will ascend to the clouds.
Deputy campaign manager Steve Hildebrand offered this guidance concerning the holy edict: The most merciful Barack Obama “believes that every American should be able to contribute to the Democratic platform, just as record numbers have participated in this campaign.”
So, The Messiah,Lord Obama,wants people in every state, in record numbers, to participate? Perhaps this can be arranged.
As Supreme Commander of Operation Chaos,I have an announcement of my own. To all forward-positioned Operation Chaos troops in these 50 states –make that 57 states:I now place you on alert. In coming days, you may be called upon to serve your country again– on another mission– delivering more chaos to the Democrat Party at their platform hearings.
That’s all for now.
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