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RUSH: As I said earlier, liberalism has established itself on a series of myths, many myths. I think all of liberalism is a myth, or a (sigh) collection of myths. One of the myths of liberalism is that they are smarter than everybody. They are the ones who have the true intellect, the true understanding. They are the ones who are the best and the brightest. They, ladies and gentlemen, may be educated, but they are ignorant. They are closed-minded, they are shallow, they are mean-spirited, and some of them are outright inarticulate and uninformed. Some of them, I firmly believe, are IQ-challenged. Now, we just established the sheer — and pardon me for saying this — we just established the sheer creative brilliance of me on this program with ‘Barack the ‘Magic Negro” taking weeks and weeks and weeks of Democrat news items and compiling them into a hilarious parody of less than three minutes. Let’s now listen to perhaps the next senator from the State of New York.

SCHLOSSBERG: You know, I — uhhh, and, you know, um, you know, and, um, you know, in my own case I think, you know, it’s — eh, in our family, you know, you always think about, you know, going into politics, you know? … You know, after 9/11 I thought about, you know… And I think, you know… You know, everyday New Yorkers. And so um, you know, I think, um, uh, as well as myself, you know? … You know, all over, you know, again — and so I thought, you know, you know, umm, you know, ‘What can I do?’ You know, I really ought to give it some thought, you know? In the future, you know? You know… You know… And, you know, while I was thinking about it just sort of, you know, in my own — you know? Saying, you know, ‘Why don’t you be Senator? You know, you’d be great! You know, go for it rooting for you.’ You know, you know, coming up to me, you know, thought this was real so, you know, so I thought, ‘Well, you know…’ Because, you know — But I think, you know, I… You know, public service is really, uhh, eh, you know, and, um, you know, I come at this as, you know, a mother. You know, people um, you know, um, what made America — You know, I don’t have… You know, we talk…

RUSH: All right. All right, all right, all right, all right. Point made, you know? Let’s now listen to the next president of the United States.

OBAMA: Uhhh. Uh, I also want to thank, uh, uh, uhhhh, theeee… uh, this, uh… Uh, eh, uh, uh, uh, ehhh, uh, uhh, uh, you know, uh, uh, uh, uh, um, uh, is, uhhhh… is, uhh, of their work, uh, uhh, uh, uh, um, uh, uh we’ve, uh. Uh, uh, I…

RUSH: Okay. Now ladies and gentlemen, let’s listen to them together.

(bites playing over each other at the same time)

SCHLOSSBERG: You know, I — uhhh, and, you know, um, you know, and, um, you know, in my own case I think, you know, it’s — eh, in our family, you know, you always think about, you know, going into politics, you know? … You know, after 9/11 I thought about, you know… And I think, you know… You know, everyday New Yorkers. And so um, you know, I think, um, uh, as well as myself, you know? … You know, all over, you know, again — and so I thought, you know, you know, umm, you know, ‘What can I do?’ You know, I really ought to give it some thought, you know? In the future, you know? You know… You know… And, you know, while I was thinking about it just sort of, you know, in my own — you know? Saying, you know, ‘Why don’t you be Senator? You know, you’d be great! You know, go for it rooting for you.’ You know, you know, coming up to me, you know, thought this was real so, you know, so I thought, ‘Well, you know…’ Because, you know — But I think, you know, I… You know, public service is really, uhh, eh, you know, and, um, you know, I come at this as, you know, a mother. You know, people um, you know, um, what made America — You know, I don’t have… You know, we talk…

RUSH: Uh, Mike, Barack Obama is not loud enough. The woman is shouting him down. Raise it up or lower the volume on Caroline or something. Okay.

(continues playing bites playing over each other at the same time)

RUSH: All right. All right. All right. Now, these liberals, these Democrats, they’re the smartest among us. They have the most experience, the most compassion. They alone are able to articulate in ways that will not embarrass the country around the world. They’re the ones who have substantive things to say. Lord help us. Lord, help us.

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