RUSH: Kearney, Nebraska. Jennifer, welcome to the program. Hello.
CALLER: Hello, Rush. How are you?
RUSH: Just fine. Thank you.
CALLER: I wanted to congratulate you on your MSNBC award. Keith Somebody, he put you at the worst person last night. You were #1. So congratulations to you.
RUSH: The, what, worst person or something?
CALLER: Yes. I believe it was. It was a very unfunny bit, and it was a horrible impersonation of you, but congratulations.
RUSH: Well, you’re the one watching!
CALLER: You made Republicans proud. (giggles)
RUSH: You’re the one person that saw it. That network doesn’t have any viewers.
CALLER: Oh! I really did it to flip through. We were flipping through the channels.
RUSH: I figured it had to be from channel surfing because nobody watches that network anymore.
CALLER: Yeah. (giggles) Well, he said something about, ‘We’re going to have the number one worst person up next,’ and we’re like, ‘Oh, let’s just see what they say,’ and my boyfriend, who is a longtime listener, just thought it was absolutely hilarious. (giggles) You did the Republicans proud. Thank you.
RUSH: Well, thanks, Jennifer, very much. Just so you know, this is about the 23,000th time in the last three or four years I have ‘won,’ if you will, that high and distinguished honor.
CALLER: Oh. But you did us proud. (giggles)
RUSH: Thank you, Jennifer. Appreciate it. (interruption) What was that, H.R.? What was that? Yeah, I know. (laughing) Since they don’t have Bush to kick around, it’s me, see? These people need demons. They need enemies. The only way they can survive.