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Blog Ad: How to Get Porkulus Cash

by Rush Limbaugh - Feb 23,2009

RUSH: There’s an ad running, a website ad that’s on several websites, MSNBC, ABC, CNN, CNBC, TV Guide: ‘US government is giving away over $10 billion a month in grants.’ It’s got a picture of Obama in sunglasses here, a white open-collared shirt and sport coat. ‘The new economic stimulus package means free money for you. Read how you can get your government grant that never has to be repaid,’ and there’s a ‘learn more now’ button that you click. By the way, seriously, this pay-as-you-go business he announced today, that just sets up the tax increases in 2011.

BREAK TRANSCRIPT

RUSH: Great news for the markets today, folks, absolutely great news for the markets. I am going to expect the stock market to shoot up about a thousand points when Obama’s study groups report back later today, because what Obama’s study groups, who are now working diligently in the White House on fiscal irresponsibility and pay-as-you-go, when they report back with their solutions, the market will go up one thousand points because they have not announced the solutions yet. But when they report back to Obama — what is the market down now? It’s down 150, 149.98, we round off upwards, that’s 150. Give it time. Well, it may take ’til tomorrow morning because the study groups are not going to finish before the market closes today. Thousand points, opening bell, first hour tomorrow, that plus Obama’s big speech tomorrow night, mark my words, you heard it first.

Here, ladies and gentlemen, again, this is the ad, we’re going to post this ad at RushLimbaugh.com so you can see it. Internet ad, website ad, and it’s running on websites MSNBC, NBC, ABC, CNN, CNBC, and TV Guide. (laughing) The TV Guide website. (laughing) It’s a picture of Obama looking like a cool dude, man, he’s got his jacket on, his flag lapel pin in there and an open-collar white shirt. ‘The US government is giving away over $10 billion a month in grants. The new economic stimulus package means free money for you. Read how you can get your government grant that never has to be repaid,’ and then there’s a ‘learn more now’ button. An ad that actually tells people how to tap into the stimulus plan, free manna from heaven, from The Messiah.