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RUSH: I’m not gonna talk about it. I know every talking head, every pundit, every sportswriter wants to talk about it, but they don’t have the guts to talk about it, and they’re waiting on me to bring it up so they can then rip me for talking about it while they then get their opinion in. I’m not talking about it. The only thing I’m going to say is I find it hilarious that the first identified mistress of Tiger Woods is fuming that he had others. She wasn’t upset that he was married. She was upset that he has all these other mistresses. But I’m not talking about the other. Wilt Chamberlain’s record was 20,000? Tiger might break that by the end of the year. The question is, has he broken it, we just have yet to learn it? That’s what we don’t know. But they seem to be crawling out of the woodwork here. I mean from all four corners of the earth. That’s what I’m not going to talk about. I’m not going to talk about it because you know that every sportswriter and every pundit wants to talk about that but they don’t have the guts to and they’re waiting for me to because they think I’ll wade right into it and then they can rip me for bringing it up while they offer their opinions on it.

I am not going there. I am not going to talk about it. The AP already went there but have you heard anybody else talking about it? You haven’t. They’re all waiting on me I guaran-damn-tee you. They’ve been waiting since noon today, noon Eastern, with their pens and their computers and everything. They’ve been waiting for me to get into this. And I’m not — (laughing) — I’m not going to go there. I’ll tell you what, we’ll link to the AP story at Rush Limbaugh, people can read it if they haven’t run across it. It’s hilarious. It’s hilarious, and it shows… you want to talk progress?

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RUSH: Pudge in Parkersburg, West Virginia. Welcome to the EIB Network, sir. Hello.

CALLER: Mega, mega dittos, Rush. I was just listening to you on the radio and I just want to know if a major news story about Tiger Woods is the color of his mistresses.

RUSH: What major news story?

CALLER: Tiger Woods, the color of his mistresses being non-African-American.

RUSH: I haven’t seen that story.

CALLER: Well, I’m just wondering if that’s the news story that needs to come up —

RUSH: Oh, you’re asking me if that’s what I won’t talk about?

CALLER: Yeah.

RUSH: Yeah. Yes.

CALLER: Okay. I’ve been a fan of yours since 1982 when I first was able to vote for Ronald Reagan, and I’m just sitting here and I just had to call, and I’m so glad I was able to get in and —

RUSH: Well, glad you got through. In 1982 I was working for the Kansas City Royals. It’s nice to know you were a big fan back then. I was in charge of ceremonial first pitches and national anthem singers. That was my public role with the Kansas City Royals. This is the first call I’ve ever had from somebody who told me they were a fan of me for doing that. Now, Snerdley, you gonna keep trying this? (laughing) You have to go out and find somebody that’s been listening to me since 1982, when he first voted for Reagan, to get this out.

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