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RUSH: Bobby, San Antonio, Texas. Welcome to the EIB Network, sir.

CALLER: (angry) You know, as I sit here and I listen to you pass judgment onto others for the way they look or substance abuse, I think to myself, ‘That’s really funny.’ You know, talk about hypocrisy. Come on, coming from an addict like yourself. You say you love the country so much —

RUSH: What do you mean, talking about the way they look?

CALLER: Yes. You do it all the time. I sit here and I listen to these really bad parodies that you guys play while people are on hold.

RUSH: (sigh)

CALLER: They’re really mean and nasty, and they’re personal, and they’re wrong. You pick on Jesse Jackson. That’s a man who stood with Martin Luther King. He’s practically a prophet, and I’m sure if Martin were alive today, you would have parodies of him, too, because we know exactly what you’re about, Mr. Limbaugh!

RUSH: (New Castrati impression) What am I ‘about,’ sir? What am I about? Tell me, Mr. New Castrati, just exactly what am I ‘about,’ sir?

CALLER: Well, you talked about giving tax breaks, more tax breaks to the richest of the rich. If this country needs you… For a person like yourself who’s taken so much while taking nothing back — while giving nothing back — when is it your turn to give something back this country that you claim to love so, SIR? When will it be time for you to care about someone else other than your own…?

RUSH: Let me tell you something.

CALLER: All you care about is profit!

RUSH: I have given back —

CALLER: All you care about is lies!

RUSH: I have given back —

CALLER: (shouting)

RUSH: Take this lamebrain off the air. I have given back to my country and to my fellow citizens more in one year than you are gonna earn in your worthless life, Mr. New Castrati — and if you ever get famous, we’ll do a parody on you, too, because it would bring big-time yuks.


RUSH: You know, folks, all the information in the world cannot overcome, never will overcome willful stupidity. That New Castrati guy, the last guy that was on, wait ’til he finds out his tuition is going up, wait ’til he finds out he’s gonna have to pay for his tuition. Then he’s gonna really be out of sorts.

Pat in Akron, Ohio, nice to have you on the EIB Network. Hello.

CALLER: Hi, Rush. How you doing?

RUSH: Very well, sir. Thank you.

CALLER: I’ve listened to you since you were out in California. I stayed out in California for over 20 years, and I’m back home now in Akron, and I’m over 60-years, and I’m a disabled vet. And that little snot-nosed kid that talked to you before I got on —

RUSH: Yeah.

CALLER: — I think everybody under 30 ought to be put in a g-damn concentration camp, and I’m sorry for the word.

RUSH: Well, we’re gonna have to bleep that out. Sir, we’re gonna protect you from yourself on that. It’s not the fact that you mentioned concentration camps.

CALLER: (laughing.)

RUSH: (laughing.)

CALLER: I apologize for that. I just get so hot when I hear these —

RUSH: I know. A typical spoiled little brat, he doesn’t have the slightest idea what he’s talking about.

CALLER: That’s exactly right.

RUSH: And those are the kind of people that were marching at Grant Park on election night, the kind of people electing Obama, the kind of people supporting Obama and Pelosi, the kind of people that are taking the country down the drain.

CALLER: And they’re everywhere. They’re on the radio. They’re on the TV. They’re on all the channels on the TV. There’s only one channel that’s worth watching, but I won’t mention that.

RUSH: Well, let me tell you something, they’re not on the golf course, which is why I go there. You won’t find little sniveling brats like that on the golf course.

CALLER: Well, you generally don’t find them where you have to be out doing any kind of hard or physical work, either. They tend to steer away from that.

RUSH: True. Very true. Well, look, is there something else that you wanted to call about and that guy just distracted you or that was it?

CALLER: No, that was it. I just heard him and I got so hot I had to call you, and I appreciate everything you do, Rush.

RUSH: Well thank you very much. I appreciate that more than you know.

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