RUSH: Folks, have you heard about this? We did this as our Morning Update today. The latest fundraising idea from the Democrat Senatorial Campaign Committee is selling something called a poetry magnet. It contains a bunch of words that you can arrange on your refrigerator. It’s a refrigerator magnet. According to the Democrat Senatorial Campaign Committee website, it’s, quote, ‘a creative outlet for your frustration. You can get one for $6 or you can get two poetry magnets for $10. The DSCC says that every magnet purchased will go toward helping keep the Senate blue,’ and they say, think of all the fun phrases you can make with words like Sarah Palin, Tea Party, Rush Limbaugh, and Wrong.
Now, here are some of the poetic possibilities that these people at the DSCC suggest. I’m not making this up. They’re actually selling refrigerator magnets with rearrangeable words for six and ten bucks and suggestions for you to put on your refrigerator. ‘I hate the filibuster,’ because that’s the Democrats’ latest move now is to get rid of the 60-vote requirement since they are effectively losing control of the Senate. ‘Sarah Palin = Wrong’ is another thing they suggest that you put on your fridge. ‘Fight the Right’ is another suggestion. So they must think that their voters and donors are idiots. First they sell them this stupid magnet (you gotta be stupid to buy one of these) and then they think they’re so stupid they gotta tell ’em how to arrange the letters to make words that fit the template of the modern-day Democrat Party.
Do they really think, in this economy, that people are gonna pay good money to sit around spelling worthless drivel talking points on their refrigerators? And they probably are right. (laughing) I bet you they got some near lunatic, insane base leftist kooks who thinks this is gonna be the greatest Christmas presents they could give somebody. I can just see these liberals sitting at home, playing around on their refrigerator with a bunch of magnet rearrangeable letters, witless liberals plunking down money (somebody else’s, probably), to buy these lame magnets. But the problem for the Democrats is, what do you do need for a magnet to work?
You need magnetism, and they’ve lost theirs. The Democrat Party, Obama, I’ve figured out. You know what? Obama’s winning the day, right? He’s the comeback kid, and all he has done is cave on everything he believes. If he really wants to get accolades, cave on health care. You know, he ought to come up and say, ‘You know what? I’m pulling it. I’m gonna join the efforts to repeal it. We can do it better,’ and then think of the things the DC media will say. ‘Whoa, what a great idea! Oh, my God, he’s great! Obama, he’s undefeatable now! Why, he’s implementing every aspect of the Republican agenda! The comeback kid!’ That’s what they’re telling us, Obama the comeback kid as he implements the Republican agenda.
So, Mr. President, repeal health care. Go all the way on your comeback!
Because the magnetism is gone. Obama has been exposed. His once great oratorical powers are now as empty as his suit. Democrat policies repel clear thinking Americans. They divide us along racial, class, gender, and every other line you can imagine. They don’t attract people, which is why voters stomp Democrats in November. (laughing) They’re selling refrigerator magnets! Do you have any magnets on your refrigerator, Snerdley? Do you, Dawn? You have magnets? Well, but you’ve got kids. Brian, you have refrigerator…? Good. I don’t, either. I have never, ever had a refrigerator magnet. I don’t know that I’ve even ever had one to put on the refrigerator. I know I’ve never had one on the refrigerator. But Rush Limbaugh is one of the words they have for their magnets, and the biggest word they have in size is ME, m-e. At any rate (laughing), go ahead and play with your magnets. (laughing) Play with yourselves for that matter. (laughing) Remember: Roses are red, Democrats are blue, and American voters are fed up with you.