“God is laughing at liberals. If he’s not crying, God is laughing at some of these people.”
“‘We have room but for one sole loyalty, and that is a loyalty to the American people.’ That was said by Teddy Roosevelt in 1907. Yeah, that guy was a nativist, a bigot, and a racist. And he hated Latinos. Obviously.”
“As you know, ladies and gentlemen, some of my all-time favorite news stories are those that contain the word ‘Dubai.’ And if the news story also contains the words ‘ports deal,’ well, then I’m close to nirvana.”
“The Wall Street Journal says that the Dubai government is near a deal to buy Barneys in New York. Barneys — yes! This means that if we continue to go buy suits at Barneys, the terrorists win.”
“By the way, I’ve never heard of the ‘Pave the Planet Foundation,’ but I might donate.”
“Well, there’s a civil war going on over there in Gaza between Hamas and Fatah; they’re killing these guys one by one in the street.The religion of peace on display.”
“‘Witnesses said the Hamas fighters dragged vanquished gunmen into the street and shot them to death, execution style.’ Well,you have to say at least they didn’t torture them. No Club Gitmo for these guys! Just — ‘Bang! You’re dead!'”
“These Democrats are just relentless. They’re like the Mafia: they’re patient. And if you end up in their crosshairs, it doesn’t matter if 15 years pass — they’re going to get you.”
“So we have Dingy Harry pronouncing Petraeus and Pace as incompetent, which leads me to say something. I’ve held this in long enough: I really suspect that these liberal tactics are damaging — maybe even killing — the morale of our troops.”
“Liberal babes are rare, and that’s why they stand out.”
