RUSH: Dadelut! Dadelut! Dadelut! Dadelut!
(Global Warming Update Theme Song: Algore singing ‘Ball of Fire’)
RUSH: This is Paul Shanklin as Algore, on the EIB Network. It is a Global Warming Update. Okay, folks. Unbelievable in the UK Guardian today: ‘The Earth Fights Back — Never mind higher temperatures, climate change has a few nastier surprises in store. Bill McGuire…’ I guess that’s their stupid idiot reporter, ‘says we can also expect more earthquakes, volcanoes, landslides and tsunamis,’ because of global warming. Ladies and gentlemen, there is literally no scientific basis for such claims. Zilch. Zero. Nada. We’ve had tornadoes. We’ve had earthquakes. We have had tsunamis. We have had volcanoes. We’ve had volcanoes form the country! Earthquakes formed the world, the Continental shelf. It’s been going on since God created the place. The idea that global warming is going to increase them or have any effect on them at all is spurious. It is obscenely incompetent. It is journalistic malpractice to talk about these kinds of things, and I wish I had more time to analyze this in greater detail, but I don’t.