Rush Limbaugh

For a better experience,
download and use our app!

The Rush Limbaugh Show Main Menu

“The notion that people freely expressing their opinions on radio is a ‘problem’ should scare every one of us that loves liberty.”

“To be honest, I never had kids because I was not willing to make myself second. I was too focused on what I wanted to accomplish and achieve professionally. I think the kids I didn’t have are the luckiest non-kids ever.”

“This whole ‘carbon footprint’ thing is based on the hoax that CO2 is a pollutant. Well, if that’s true, then — pant, pant, pant! There: I have just polluted you three times.”

“It is astounding to me that the majority leader in the United States Senate would go after our top US commander in Iraq. Do you know what the grave sin that General Petraeus has committed is? He wants to win the war in Iraq.”

“Fine. If you think a desert’s beautiful, go live there. And I’ll hope Sally Struthers shows up with a tuna fish sandwich for you.”

“When I moved to Sacramento in 1984, I drove around town because I wanted to get familiar with the area. I came to this place called Rio Linda, and it was like going to the Twilight Zone: cars on concrete blocks in front yards, washing machines on the porch. I said, ‘Whoa, this place needs my help.'”

“Harry Reid is saying some of the most destructive, inaccurate, harmful things about true heroes in this country. My question is: Where the hell are the elected Republicans on this?”

“Do you think if these penguins knew about, let’s say, Antigua, that they wouldn’t get the hell out of the Antarctic and move there –except they’d die because it’s too hot?”

“I get a lot of e-mails that say, ‘There are a lot of Rush babies out there to whom you are a surrogate father.’ To which my reply is, ‘Don’t think that that entitles you to child support from me.'”

“Trent Lott said talk radio is ‘running the country.’ Well, there can only be one person he’s talking about, and if you’re listening to anybody other than me — it ain’t them.”


Pin It on Pinterest

Share This